Your movie Nacho
Mountain - in a few words, what is it about?
is an adaptation of a Charles Dickens classic,
where a young girl with a whooping case of spina bifida meets an older
aids patient (who's actually a ghost) and they fall in love over a bowl of
amish potato salad.
However, originally Nacho
was about a slacker who
starts an underground eating competition and has to battle a health crazed
mayor in order to stay awesome. We should've stuck to the
question: Why on earth competitive eating? And have you done any real
research on the subject, been to any competitive eating events?
really can't name anything more American than competitive food eating.
It's a big "Fuck You" to people that are starving all around the
world. I really find the sport of competition eating very fascinating and
genuinely hysterical, there is a whole network of these events all over
the country and it really is something to watch. Before filming a bunch us
did do a wing eating competition (I actually got third) and it was funny
as hell. Plus Philly is a town known for stuffing its face full of food,
and there is an annual Wing eating comp in the city, WINGBOWL. It's
freakin huge. Literally an arena filled with screaming, wasted people that
have been tailgating since 4am cheering on these people stuffing their
faces with wings. It's awesome. Lots of boobs and lots of puke. I think
last year the winner ate over 300 wings. Think about that, that's friggin
INSANE!!! So what better groundwork for a comedy.
sources of inspiration when writing Nacho
most of the inspiration for the film came from the great
80's comedies that we love. Police Academy, Revenge of the
Nerds, also Naked Gun and some modern day comedies like Step
Brothers, Broken Lizard Films, and the Farrelly bros, plus theres a bit of
Bloodsport thrown in
there. There should be a bit of Bloodsport in
Why don't you talk about Nacho
Mountain's very own brand of humour for a bit? And what sort of
humour strikes a chord with you, personally?
Mountain's humor is very childish, it's sex jokes,
shitting, farts, puking, boobs, and blatant disrespect to
authority. Almost all the characters are assholes.
Personally, I love simple and well executed humor. Farts
are always funny and anybody that doesn't think farts are funny are either
liars or terrorists. Actually, I bet even terrorists think farts are
funny, if one of the 9/11 hijackers would've really ripped a loud fart on
the loudspeaker before hitting the tower, I bet everyone would've atleast
had a good laugh before crashing. I also really like
uncomfortable situational comedy, such as Borat or even Tim and Eric
(those guys are fucking legendary dicks!!!). Anytime you can capture
somebody else's discomfort on
film I find it very funny.
you describe your directorial approach to your subject at hand?
Trust me Ive learned a lot about working with actors after
Mountain and the importance of read-thrus and working one on one with actors
and their scenes. Ya see, I've never been able to
just direct a movie. Every film we've done, especially this one, I'm not
able to just concentrate on the performances of the actors or the scene at
hand, I'm also driving in film gear, working with lighting, talking about
audio, figuring out where to rent a donkey for the day, etc. That's one of
the many problems about low budget filmmaking, you're all working together
to make the best film you can for the resources you have.
In a big budget production you have producers to deal with these issues or
an art director to deal with specific set issues or a caterer who just
deals with food, ya know. With something like Nacho
Mountain where our budget is
small, I can't just be a douche and show up, bark out some orders, and
leave for the day. It's my film as much as everybody else's that's working
on it, so if the grip truck needs to be somewhere at 5 am and we don't have
a driver, guess I'm the one driving that in.
lead Jay Larson - why him, what made him perfect for the role, and how did
you find him?
rules. A friend of mine, his brother was working for Adam Sandler at the
time (funny enough, if youve ever seen Grandma's Boy,
theres a shot of some posters on the one wall, next to a "gay
Robot" poster there is a poster that says "Fadrians Quest"
and it has a dude at a bar with some fat chicks around him, that poster
was actually made about my friends brother Adrian). Anyway, I contacted him
when we were in preproduction asking if he knew any good comedians wanting
to work on a feature comedy, obvisouly for little pay. After I talked with
Larson, I knew he'd be cool to work with and I think he ruled in the
movie. For it being his first time in a film, he was casual and
comfortable as hell and it was great to have him on set, he's funny as
shit and extremely humble and he's been doing standup for a long time now.
I don't know if he thought the movie would turn out be as dirty as it was
but hey, he nailed the part of Keefer and that dude couldn't have been
Would you like to talk about the rest of
your key cast for a bit?
couldn't have been happier with the key cast.
Interdonato as Meegosh fuckin owned it. The dude is as nice as possible,
seriously weirdly polite, served in the military and a true professional,
but when the cameras were rolling, he turned into the cocky funny asshole
that is Meegosh.
Dude had us all dying, some of his outtakes are gold.
Mayor Fingstal, the legendary John Charles hunt, man this dude, again,
another great local actor that made the role of the shitty mayor what it
is, a real prick (the mayor not John).
I also give huge props to Christina
Pazcoguin who played Georgia Brown, here you have an absolutely gorgeous
talented girl, coming to a small PA town from New York for
a week with a bunch of degenerates, to work on a gross-out comedy about
underground food competitions. She was a pleasure as well to work
with, always smiling and giving it her all. you gotta remember, it sucks
not being able to pay people what they deserve, it sucks, and these
extremely talented people put their time and energy into our production
and actually carry the film. It's badass.
Except for Dangler (officer
Slivjack), that dude is actually a millionaire, think he started out in
porn, now he just does these bits for fun. I'll put him in anything
Your supporting cast is made up
of mainly loveable eccentrics - so how did you find all these people, and
how easy/hard was it to cast your movie to begin with?
rest of the cast are made up of local drunks and drug
addicts, and some of them are the real highlights of the film. There's
some real funny things happening in the background to a lot of these
scenes that you don't get at first. Jensen Bucher, who plays the deaf
girl, really nailed the hot deaf chick as well. I mean having somebody
actually take you seriously when you say that you want them to play a deaf
girl who runs a phone sex line, is just awesome and she nailed it. Since
most of the characters are based on my friends in real life, a lot of my
friends actually play more ridiculous versions of themselves. Except for
Matt Benner who plays Big Pig, that dude wasn't acting at all and I'm
pretty sure Malone was smoking designer drugs before his scene. He needs
can you tell us about the actual shoot and the on-set atmosphere?
the atmosphere during the shoot was awesome. Once we were
filming, the hardest part was not laughing our asses off out loud. I mean,
it was stressful for our production team because we were cramming in what
should have been at least 3 weeks of principal photography into 1
we were rushed, but the atmosphere was like a party and Ii
think that comes through on film. However, the last thing we shot was the
final food battle and that was brutal. We tried cramming way too much into
one day of shooting and it really should've been pushed off for another
day. Everybody was fucking tired, all we wanted to do was finish the
shots, so we compromised and you should NEVER compromise quality or
important scenes for any reason. Lots of lessons learned there. People were
beat, we were beat and we know to never pull shit like that again.
can you tell us about audience and critical reception of Nacho
Mountain so far?
"critics" tear it apart. I can see why - for some reasons, ya
know, we never had any rewrites on the script, we went into preproduction
immediately and we were filming in about 2 months after, so it was a bit
rushed. I didn't get the time I needed to work with the actors in some
scenes, but on the other hand people are pricks these days and never
satisfied. Everybody thinks they're a critic.Ya know when you get a movie
Mountain and it's got a cover of a half naked chick holding a
big plate of chili nachos, you
should be fuckin smart enough to know you're not getting Shindler's List here, it is what it is. I think that a good critic can find
the good and the bad in a movie, and a shitty critic just slams it and I
say to the shitty critics where the fuck is your movie? It's great to be
honest, but if we made you laugh a few times or you discovered some good
music from the soundtrack or whatever then we did our job. Besides,
ultimately we're doing this to entertain ourselves, honestly I could give
a shit if Wayne from Upper Darby, who runs a blog site in his mom's
basement doesn't like our flick. With us, we're not bullshitting the
audience and we're
not charging an arm and leg for this thing. We're just trying to
contribute to what we see as a lack of good films out there, and
Mountain undeniably has a ton of heart, we put a lot of effort into this and given
this is our very first comedy, there are still a ton of laughs and funny
scenes. But hopefully on our next one we'll hit it out of the park. Live
and learn brother.
Since competitive eating has
quite a fanbase, apparently - will there ever be Nacho Mountain II?
And even if this has never before crossed your mind: Where would you take
the story next?
awesome. If we would do Nacho 2, Keefer would be hugely
obese with type 5 diabetes. Georgia Brown would've ditched his ass and
become a Jersey stripper, but a stripper with heart and the whole movie
would be very dramatic with Keefer having to train in Thailand or Vietnam
to try to tap into his old ways of power eating. He'd have to go on some
long peyote induced journey, like a road movie through the Asian land - and
we'd definitely have to hire Burt Young to show up
as his long lost alcoholic brother who blows all of his money. I'm pretty
sure we could get Nic Cage to play a fat Chinaman as well. Man, I should
get started on that.
Any (other) future projects you'd like
to talk about?
finished filming our bbq documentary, American Smoke, which is just
gorgeous High Definition Slo mo barbecue and the people that compete in
bbq competitions. It's a great look inside the world of competitive bbq. So
we're beginning to edit that now.
I've also just finished 85 pages of our next feature length horror film,
Centralia. This thing is great, classic, suspense horror and we're going
all out in this one, we're gonna give it our all and really nail this one.
It's loosely based on the town Centralia, where a coal fire is burning
underground, all the townspeople had to evacuate. Of course we put a twist
on it and have some mentally insane people that were buried alive in the
mines that are starting to creep out and feed. I'm telling you, this one
is gonna be good, think of Seven, The Exorcist 3, The
Strangers, and They
Live all wrapped into one, and
lots of good practical effects and makeup. We're
getting back to what we're good at and where we started - horror. We're raising funds for it now and we're
hoping to start shooting in 2013. It's looking good. For us,
this is the big one, if this doesn't deliver than I'm going back to growing
weed and selling pottery at the local flea market.
If this does well then we'll be doing our dream project after that,
Community Pool. Another feature comedy about a group of slackers who need
to raise money to save the local pool from Jersey douches. This one is
really funny, filled with tons of drugs, bikinis, sasquatch hunting, and
jenkum. Hope we get to do this one, this would be fun as shit.
Oh and we'd love to do some more music videos. We just finished one that
turned out awesome, so if you're in a good band or a bad band but you have
money, then give us a ring.
How would you describe yourself as a
Mitch Csanadi on set
But I'm trying. I'm still learning what makes a
great director, and I'll always be learning that. In my
opinion, a good director understands the material, the scene, the final
goal and of course the actors and their characters. I used to be a shitty
actor so I know it sucks to go to auditions, basically walk into a room
filled with people judging you and have to relate to a character that
you've just read about. That sucks. But I also know that to get a good
performance out of an actor you either need to pay them a lot (which we
can't) or you need to supply the actor with a level of comfort and proper
backstory and reasoning to the character they're playing.
There are way too many ego driven tools out there claiming to be directors
and filmmakers for that matter. Most of these people are useless turds who
were given money or bullshitted their way to a position of power and don't
have a goddamn clue what they're doing. These people get figured out
immediately and deserve to be shit on. I can't tell you the amount of
disillusioned assholes that I've met and have even worked for that make
horrible shit and think they are fucking awesome. You can see in their
eyes the enjoyment of the abuse they give out on set because outside of
that shoot they are sorry sacks of shit and their motives are hollow. And
this is on a purely local level, I can only imagine the level of asshole
that's ripe in the Hollywood scene.
But ultimately, as a director the whole thing falls on your shoulders, if
a scene sucks it's the directors fault, hell if a whole movie sucks it's
the directors fault. I say, if you are genuine in your work, humble,
realize the hard work of everybody busting their ass, then it's your
responsibility to make sure the movie doesn't suck and make sure nobody is
wasting their time. I owe it to the audience for us to do our very best
and not serve them a shit sandwich. We'd rather create 1 awesome quality
kickass feature length film every 5 years than to create a whole bunch of
bullshit every few months. Quality over quantity.
Filmmakers who inspire you?
the man was in full control of everything he filmed and hyperaware of
every aspect of his scenes. The performances in The Shining alone are
worthy of calling this dude a legend. Carpenter is another one who I think
is legendary. Aside from making some of the best movies ever, he also
edited a majority of his own movies and contributed awesome soundtracks to
them as well. There aren't any directors like that anymore. I do like
Nolan, mainly for his emphasis on story, cinematography, and soundtrack,
however I think a lot of his films are way too bloated. Danny Boyle
is pretty badass and to look at Peter Jackson's history
starting from a bunch of crack smoking sex crazed puppets to making
the incredible Lord of the Rings movies just shows you that he's got
his shit together, lots of other people would have shit their pants and
run for the hills.
Mountain, The Dead have Risen, NothingFace, Freaks,
The Shining, Nacho Libre, Carpenter's The Thing, Jacob's
Ladder, EraserHead, StepBrothers, Hooper's Texas
Chainsaw Massacre, Airplane, Day of the
Dead, The Blues Brothers, Easy Rider, Halloween 1
& 2 (Carpenter's, not Rob Zombie's bullshit), The Big
... and of course, films you really
Remakes. With the exception of The Hills Have
Eyes, almost all the remakes that
have been shit out the last 10 years have been fucking horrible. Even
worse is the idea that it won't stop and that people STILL pay and go to
see these pieces of shit. How the fuck can you remake the original Texas
Chainsaw Massacre, put Jessica Biel in it as the hero and film it like a
Nickelback music video. And
people fucking defend it. Blows my goddamn mind. In the history of cinema
there are a ton of well deserving remakes, remake Citizen Kane for
sake, that movie is freaking BOOORING! I'd watch Citizen Kane everyday if
it had Jessica Biel in a wet T-shirt dry humping a shitty snowglobe, but
leave the classics alone. I mean Rob Zombie took the most badass iconic
killer in the history of horror and turned him into a fat goth kid that
listened to Journey and got picked on! I mean after you do something like
that, your "famous"-card should be burned and you should go
back to blowing truckers in parking lots for $10. They remade Hellraiser
without fucking Doug Bradley?? They remade Maniac with Elijah Wood as a
sexcrazed serial killer, the dude looks like he's 14???? Come on man. And Platinum
Dunes needs to all kill themselves in a mass suicide. They
singlehandedly took huge shits on all the classics. Hell, they made Voorhees
into an angry pot farmer. Fuck these people. I think these execs in Hollywood are actually just being dicks and trying to piss people off for
the fun of it. I'm serious, give us a fraction of the budget these chodes
get and watch what we can do, instead of "remaking" a classic
let us continue these great stories and characters and give 'em the respect
they deserve. Ya know why this is happening? Because
the toolbags are in charge and have been for a while and nobody has the
balls to knock 'em down a peg by creating something that's both marketable
and unique/original. We're trying.
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