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The American Astronaut

USA 2001
produced by
Robert Lurie, William Perkins, Joshua Taylor for BNS Productions, Commodore Films
directed by Cory McAbee
starring Cory McAbbee, Rocco Sisto, Greg Russell Cook, Annie Golden, James Ransone, Joshua Taylor, Tom Aldredge, Bill Buell, Peter McRobbie, Mark Manley, Ned Sublette, Joseph McKenna, Doug McKean, Amir Darvish, Darryl Reuben Hall, Robert Philip Marcus, Melissa Wilder
screenplay by Cory McAbee, music by the Bill Nayer Show

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The far future: Outer space has become nothing but a freeway, mostly used by greasy truckers driving whatever it is from wherever to wherever else - truckers like Sam (Cory McAbee), whose present assignment is to bring the Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast (Greg Russell Cook) to Venus, a planet inhabitated by (what else) horny women whose last male companion has just died. While travelling to Venus though, Sam and the boy actually strike up a sort-of father-son relationship, so much so that Sam actually makes the boy his assistant, especially when they hunt down a derelict called Bodysuit (James Ransone) in an outer space barn, to deliver him to God-knows-where.

Once on Venus, Sam has to notice he has already been expected not only by the horny Venusian women but also by Professor Hess (Rocco Sisto), his psychotpathic arch-enemy, who plans to kill the boy. Having grown too fond of the boy, he has him switch places with Bodysuit, whom the horny Venusians are happy to accept as their next male companion, while Hess is this way cheated out of his next kill. Sam and the boy meanwhile start a new life back on earth ...

 

One simply can't deny - this is one weird film, a blend of sci-fi elements, B-Western motives, absurd comedy and musical interludes, taking its aesthetic cues mainly from serials of the 1930's. However, as weird as this mix  may sound in writing, as bold as the decision to not include any special effects in a space opera might be (all outer space shots are represented solely by photographs), as absurd (in a retro sort of way) as some of the sets, props and costumes might look, and as original as some of the plot elements taken by themselves and in the context of the plot might be, the direction of the film is simply not able to cope with all the weirdness of American Astronaut, in fact the directorial effort of Cory McAbee is almost disappointingly bland, flat and impersonal, to a point where the film looks like an effort to turn a plot worthy of Guy Maddin into a mainstream film, sort of Guy Maddin-light. Talking of Guy Maddin: one could only wonder what he would have made out of a script like the one of American Astronaut ... a piece of surreal and otherworldly weirdness no doubt, which the film as it is simply isn't. Quite a pity, actually ...

That said, the film is still good fun in an unusual way, it's just miles from being the other-worldly masterpiece it would have deserved to be.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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