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Aquaman

USA 1984
produced by
Jeff Klein, Thomas Farr for Farrout-Klein
directed by Jeff Klein, Thomas Farr
starring Gordon Goodman, Steve Dewinter, Linda Phillips, Thomas Dewier, Doug Cooper, Brian Martinez, Thomas Farr, Jeff Klein
screenplay by Thomas Farr, Jeff Klein, based on the comicbook created by Paul Norris, Mort Weisinger, published by DC Comics, music by Terry Donley

short
Aquaman

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Aquaman (Gordon Goodman) was born exactly when his parents died in an accident, driving their car into the sea. Rather surprisingly, the boy not only survived but was saved by dolphins who brought him up, which is why he now understands dolphin language and is able to swim and dive like ... well, like a dolphin. Nowadays, he's a mild-mannered marine biologist, but in his secret identity, he is also a superhero, Aquaman, who fights mostly sea-related crime. And right about now, the world needs a sea-related superhero, because supervillain the Angler (Steve Dewinter) threatens to dry up the Pacific Ocean if he's not paid $24 million - which doesn't sound like too good a deal because I think even in the eighties putting an operation into action to dry up the Pacific Ocean would have cost way more than $24 million. Anyways, Aquaman soon finds out where the Angler resides, waterskies there on his dolphin parents (really), and takes out the Angler's gang pretty much single-handedly. However, the Angler has done a bit of a background check on Aquaman, has found out that he is in a relationship with fellow marine biologist Katie King (Linda Phillips), and has taken her hostage. And with her in his hand, it's pretty easy for him to trap Aquaman, too.

Will Aquaman escape?

How am I to know, the film ends here and was never given a sequel.

 

Not an official Aquaman-adaptation but rather a student film, this low budget short is rather an ambitious project, featuring much marine action and underwater photography, and it tries to remain as faithful as possible to its comicbook roots - but truth to be told, it's far from a perfect or even good film: Sure, it shows ambition, but it also shows little hindsight, thus a rather silly and simplistic plot that might work as a comicbook is translated to the screen pretty much one-to-one, without any badly-needed irony, but also without a proper pacing or buildup of suspense. And the directorial effort remains disappointingly flat, even stagey, throughout, and shows next to no cinematic flair or such.

Rather disappointing, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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