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Germany/USA 2005
produced by
Uwe Boll, Dan Clarke, Shawn Williamson, Wolfgang Herold (executive) for Boll KG Productions, Herold Productions, Pitchblack Pictures
directed by Uwe Boll
starring Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Ben Kingsley, Matthew Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Will Sanderson, Geraldine Chaplin, Udo Kier, Meat Loaf, Michael Paré, Billy Zane, Darren Shahlavi, Esteban Cueto, Madalina Constantin, Daniela Nane, T.J. Storm, Constantin Barbulescu, Teona Galgotiu
written by Guinevere Turner based on the game by Majesco Entertainment, music by Henning Lohner, special makeup effects by Olaf Ittenbach, Tommy Opatz, visual effects supervised by Doug Oddy, produced by Christopher Elke

BloodRayne

review by
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Some parallel fantasy world with passing resemblance to Europe, circa 13th to 18th century: Rayne (Kristanna Loken) is a dhampir, offspring of a human and a vampire, which means she is not as ruthless, as powerful and as blood-lusting as a vampire ... but still shares many traits with actual vampires, like self-healing powers augmented by blooddrinking (not necessarily human blood). This makes her the perfect highlight for a freakshow, where she is mutilated on a daily basis only to then be fed blood and get whole again ... but Rayne escapes, with only one thought on her mind, to kill her father, the man who has raped her mother (Daniela Nane) and later killed her when she was unwilling to hand over her daughter, Rayne (played by Teona Galgotiu in the flashbacks). Trouble is, Rayne's father is Kagan (Ben Kingsley) most powerful of vampires ...

A fortune teller (Geraldine Chaplin) tells Rayne that Kagan is presently searching for the relics of a super vampire to absorb its powers, and she is pointed to a monastery to find one of this relics, "The Eye", which she somehow absorbs, which makes her immune to water. But the monastery is soon raided by Kagan's soldiers, led by his right-hand man Domastir (Will Sanderson), and Rayne might have not made it out alive if it wasn't for vampire hunters Vladimir (Michael Madsen), Sebastian (Matthew Davis) and Katarin (Michelle Rodriguez) of the Brimstone Society. They might distrust her from the get-go, but eventually they find they have a common enemy and grow warm on one another, especially Sebastian ... Katarin though feels marginalized by Rayne and sides with Kagan to have Brimstone Castle attacked and most of the vampire hunters (but Vladimir and Sebastian) massacred. Rayne manages to escape though.

Rayne catches up with Katarin and finds her retrieving the last relic, "The Heart", for Kagan out of an underwater lake, but kills her in an underwater struggle ... then she gives herself up to Kagan, figuring she might get close enough to kill him that way - but the plan backfires and she is incarcerated and to be stripped of "The Eye" in a ceremony that will also mean her death ... if it wasn't for the timely intervention of Vladimir and Sebastian, who both give their life fighting Kagan and his army, and ultimately, Rayne kills Kagan in a duel, only to find out she has lost everything in the course of the proceedings ...

A few genre faves in supporting roles here: Udo Keir plays a monk, Michael Paré a blacksmith, and Meat Loaf and Billy Zane have amusing appearances as vampires.

 

BloodRayne is one of these movies people seem to just love to hate ... and frankly, I'm not sure why. Now I'm not saying the film is Citizen Kane, but it hasn't set out to be, and yes, the story might be a bit clichéed, but there are some nice ideas in there and it's well structured. Also the characters do lack depth, but at least not motivation. On the plus side, the acting is solid, the sets are nice, the fight scenes are suitably gory and well-directed, and the whole thing is well-paced. So no, no masterpiece, but a low budget film that's a whole lot of fun, much more so than many big budget competitors.

 

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