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Busty Cops

USA 2004
produced by
Samantha Phillips, Jim Wynorski for Digital Entertainment
directed by Jim Wynorski (as Harold Blueberry)
starring Nikki Nova, Katie James (= Angela Little), Jesse Jane, William Jacobson, Deanna Merryman, Kelli Summers (= Suzi Lorraine), Sunny Leone, Angel Cassidy, Seana Ryan, Roman Fields, Sharon Wild, Ashley Fires, Allysin Chaynes, Dave Summers, Scott Styles
written by William McRoy, music by Olive Katzen

Busty Cops

review by
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Two girls (Ashley Fires, Allysin Chaynes) and a guy are electrocuted in a jacuzzi when taking some time off on the set of a sex movie, and even though all the actresses (Deanna Merryman, Kelli Summers, Sunny Leone) are absolutely convinced that their director Roman Fields (Roman Fields) has killed them, they won't talk to detective Dick Stanwick (William Jacobson). So he sends in three undercover detectives (Nikki Nova, Katie James, Jesse Jane), the Busty Cops, who look the part (meaning they have got big tits) to mingle with the folks at the production, and to use their bodies (~ fuck) to get information out of some of them. The girls don't seem to find out all that much, but at least they seem to enjoy themselves. But in the end they get their man, Fields of course, by placing a hidden camera at the scene of his next supposed kill and storming in to shoot him dead before he can make good his plan.


Ok, you probably don't expect a masterpiece from a softcore sex film called Busty Cops almost by definition, and that said, the movie starts out immensely entertaining by presenting its concept (busty cops who take off their cloths a lot) in such an over-the-top way it has one laugh out loud repeatedly. Unfortunately though, after a short time only, the film simply seems to lose direction, and instead of telling its story it just presents the audience with a series of loosely to not-at-all linked sex scenes, until it brings its mystery plot to a rather abrupt conclusion. Of course, the main objective of a film like this is showing gorgeous and busty babes in the nude, and Busty Cops succeeds at that no matter how you look at it, but one can't help but feel that after a great start, the film just fails to properly deliver. The extendend (mock-)interview with Nikki Nova and Katie James over the closing credits is pretty fun though, and does make up for at least some shortcomings ...


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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