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Cementerio del Terror

Cemetery of Terror
Zombie Apocalypse

Mexico 1985
produced by
Raúl Galindo, Rudolfo Galindo (executive) for Dynamic Films, Producciones Torrente
directed by Rubén Galindo jr
starring Hugo Stiglitz, Usi Velasco, Erika Buenfil, Edna Bolkan, María Rebeca, Servando Manzetti, Eduardo Capetillo, René Cardona III, César Velasco, Andrés García jr, César Adrian Sanchez, Jacqueline Castro, Raúl Meraz, Leo Villanueva, José Gómez Parcero, Mineko Mori, Beti Robles, Lili Zoto, Leonardo Noriega, Isaac Chavira, José Gómez
written by Rubén Galindo jr, music by Chucho Zarzosa

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A sextet of teenagers (Erika Buenfil, Edna Bolkan, Servando Manzetti, René Cardona III, Andrés Garcia jr, Jacqueline Castro) decide to spend a night in an abandoned house, but since the girls are not quite as receptive to their advances as the guys have planned, they decide, just to get the girls into the right mood, to steal a body from the morgue, drive it to the cemetery and, once there, perform some black magic ritual as if to revive it ... and wouldn't you know it, this plan really works and in no time the girls are like potty in the boys' hands (ladies out there, does such a thing really turn you on ?).

Of course, there is one slight side-effect nobody has taken into account: the guys revived the corpse for real, and unfortunately it was the corpse of a Satanic killer ... and before you know it, the corpse has followed our teenage sixpack to their abandoned house and slaughtered them all most brutally.

In the meantime, a certain Doctor Cardan (Hugo Stiglitz), a demonhunter, has received the permission to perform a sort of exorcism on the corpse of a certain Devlon (José Goméz Parcero), a satanist and murderer, and he urges the Sheriff (Raúl Meraz) to drive him to the morgue right away ... but too late, of course it was Devlon's body that our poor teens have stolen and revived.

In the meantime, a group of children, among them the Sheriff's son Tony (Eduardo Capetillo, have broken into the cemetery since it's Halloween and they want to prove their courage ... but once in the cemetery they realize they might have taken a bigger bite than the can chew on, because by now Devlon has called other corpses from their graves to kill the living, and suddenly our kids find themselves on the run, and they ultimately try to lock them into the abandoned house - which is still littered with the teenagers' dead bodies. Soon enough though, Devlon's zombies find their way in, and the kids only just manage to keep them off with crucifixes from the cemetery ... but for how long ?

Thank God that eventually, Doc Cardan stops by, and tells the kids that Devlon and his zombies can only be destroyed if a certain black magic book that is somewhere in the house is burned. Looking for the book results in scene above scene of zombie horror, and in the process Doc Cardan quite naturally has to lose his life, but ultimately the kids find the book and burn it, saving their own lives and everyone else's - if only just.

 

Cemetery of Terror is not a subtle film, it's a shocker that goes straight to the jugular in more ways than one, and it features many gore effects that are about as crude as the film's direction as a whole - nevertheless the crudeness is a welcome change from the slickness comparable US-stalk and slash movies from the mid-1980's which always looked a bit too well-made to have the same shocking effect. That all said, Cemetery of Terror is not a good film in any sense of the word - but if you are into gore, you might just enjoy it nevertheless.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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