Ramco Productions often tries to mix horror with pornography, to
moderate success, and in this adult vehicle they create a surreal series
of segments which leave one wondering whether to be awestruck, jerk
off, or laugh. A Rod Serling-lookalike hosts a number of Twilight Zone-like
episodes involving sex and clowns. Theatre of the absurd at its best I suppose.
In the first segment a girl (Hollie Stevens) who was molested by a pair of clowns when a
child gets a visit from two clowns as an adult and does both of them.
Okay. There's something you don't see every day, where you wake up to
find two clowns waiting by your bedside, wanting to fuck.
In the second and silliest episode of all, a guy (Hef Pounder) gets a blind date and
finds out he is with a clown (Jenna Brooks). Yeah. You got that right. A female clown.
The blind date is the worst thing ever until, you guessed it, they
decide to fuck, then all is right with the world.
In the third episode two lesbian clowns (Hollie Stevens, Zenova Braeden)
go at it with, among other things, a rubber chicken. Yeah, again you are reading this right.
In the next episode, these same two female clowns, working as maids,
enter in clown makeup and do a tag team on a guy just trying to sleep in
his room.
The final episode ends up with daddy, an old, fat, drunken clown,
forgetting his lunch when he goes to Clown Headquarters. His
stepdaughter takes his lunch to him and walks into an uncanny game show
where she is forced to give head and fuck when her clown contestants
answer questions properly (or improperly, the bottom line is they get to
fuck her regardless). In the end, daddy is blindfolded and fucks his
stepdaughter .
This is again, surreal shit, beyond weird. Fellini it isn't, but ...
This company also produced Slaughter Disc which again blended the
surreal and adult action, but with a far more traditional horror twist.
There is talk of Clown Porn II (a.k.a. Clown Porn: Crimewatch)
but so far no result.
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