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Concrete Cowboys

pilot episode
Concrete Cowboy, Ramblin' Man

USA 1979
produced by
Richard Newton, Ernie Frankel (executive) for Frankel Productions/CBS
directed by Burt Kennedy
starring Jerry Reed, Tom Selleck, Morgan Fairchild, Claude Akins, Roy Acuff, Barbara Mandrell, Ray Stevens, Lucille Benson, Gene Evans, Randy Powell, Red West, Grace Zabriskie, Bob Hannah, Joseph Burke, Seidina Reed
written by Jimmy Sangster

TV-pilot
Concrete Cowboys

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Trying to escape arrest in some hick town, cowboys JD (Jerry Reed) and Will (Tom Selleck) catch the next freight train, that just happens to take them to Nashville. Actually, they are completely broke, but their acquaintance Lonnie (Randy Powell) offers to let them stay in his posh apartment while he's away on business, if they "pick up a package" for him that is. They can't believe their luck, so they don't ask questions

Lonnie is a private eye, and for some reason, JD and Will think it's a good idea to take over his business when he's out and accept a case from Kate (Morgan Fairchild), who wants them to find her sister Carla (also Morgan Fairchild), an aspiring country singer. Their trail leads them to a wax museum owner (Bob Hannah) who was in love with her and paid her her first demo, to a sleazy nightclub owner (Joseph Burke), who secured her a handful of gigs, country singer Woody Stone (Claude Akins), whose girlfriend she has been to advance in the industry, and to brothel madam Peg (Lucille Benson). While JD and Will are on Carla's trail though, someone is on their trail, trying to off them - rather unsuccessfully. Finally, their trail leads them to Lonnie himself, who's obviously in league with Kate - who turns out to be none other than Carla in a wig. Turns out Carla and Lonnie faked Carla's dead and made Woody Stone believe he has killed her. He has paid a fortune in blackmail money (the package our heroes had to pick up at the beginning of the film), but then he figured it would be cheaper to have the blackmailer killed - and he mistook our boys for the blackmailers of course.

JD and will decide to use the package (still in their possession) to lure all those involved to a certain location where they fight it out, confessing everything in the process - and all into the ears of the police ...

 

Rather weak crime comedy of the country bumkins turned city detectives-variety that suffers from a weak story full of plotholes, an over-emphasis on country music - to a point where the film comes to a screeching halt for just another musical performance -, and a rather weak premise to begin with. And whoever thought to give the decidedly unfunny Jerry Reed the funny man part and have Tom Selleck in the straight man role was ... well, wrong.

This film was extended into a very short-lived series in 1981, but Tom Selleck, who had by then already found better use for his talents on Magnum P.I., was replaced by Geoffrey Scott.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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