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The Dead and the Deadly

Hong Kong 1983
produced by
Golden Harvest
directed by Wu Ma
starring Sammo Hung, Lam Ching Ying, Wu Ma, Chung Fat, Cherie Chung, Lau Chau Sand, Ricky Lau

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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China in the late 19th century: Fatboy (Sammo Hung) is the somewhat dim-witted but good-natured orphan brought up by his uncle Lam Ching-Ying, a taoist priest, heavily involved in the funeral-business. When one day, they get Lucho's (Wu Ma) corpse into their funeral parlor, to be grieved over by his pregnant wife, Fatboy grows suspicious, since he found out Lucho is impotent when they one day visited a brothel. He is convinced that Lucho was poisoned & wants to open up his body - which is a bad idea since Lucho is not really dead, only fakes being a corpse to get some inheritance. He tries to scare away Fatboy by appearing as his own ghost, but Fatboy is just to loyal, & in the end he can just be kept from cutting his not dead friend apart by Lucho's accomplices. But then they find out Lucho tried to trick them & kill him for real. Now Lucho's real ghost appears before Fatboy & asks him to help him get revenge. But now Fatboy is reluctant, feeling cheated by his dead friend. Only after some childish spooks & teasing does Fatboy agree to lend Lucho his body. Lucho - in Fatboy's body - teaches his ex-accoplices a lesson, but fails to return Fatboy's body on time making Fatboy die for real too. It is only thanks to Fatboys fiancee (who is married to him after his death), who fights his 3 guardians from hell that he is revived in the end.

 

A blend of kung fu, comedy & horror, with great martial arts, greatly entertaining, even though some of the slapstick is not all that funny.

Sammo Hung, Wu Ma & Lam Ching-Ying did actually all star in the earlier horror-comedy Encounters of the Spooky Kind (which was incidently directed by Sammo & which started the whole horror-comedy-trend) from 1980. Lam Ching-Ying would go on to perfect his role as Taoist priest in the Mr.Vampire-series - incidently produced by Sammo Hung -, while Wu Ma, by then a legendary martial arts actor, would later do maybe the most popular kung fu horror comedy of them all, A Chinese Ghost Story.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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