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Ad-executive Rutherford (Nick Manning) is a man who simply couldn't
have a better life: He has a lovely wife (Alanah Rae), a nice home, a good
and well-paying job, and he has sex with every girl (among them Rachel
Roxxx, Annie Cruz, Gia Paloma and Regan Reese) in the office, sometimes
two at once. However, since he has all his sex in the office, his wife
feels neglected, so when she sees the next shooting star passing by, she
makes a wish - to keep her husband's dick for herself. And what do you
know, her hubby's dick does come off, and while he has to go to a
presentation for a vodka ad dickless, his wife and her best friend (Daisy
Marie) have fun with his dick - and even if Rutherford's no longer
attached to it, he feels everything that's happening to his dick, which
leads to the expected results. This night, Rutherford takes his time to
seduce his wife, and when it comes to actual shagging, she gladly returns
his dick, and he returns the favour by giving her the orgasm of her life. From
a pure porn perspective, there is nothing wrong with this film, the girls
are all very hot (even though for my taste there are a few too many fake
boobs in the mix), all have hardcore fuck scenes (except for, sadly enough,
lovely Daisy Marie, who only gets dildoed), and these scenes are all
well-handled. From a narrative point of view though - and after all,
this is plot-based porn as opposed to gonzo porn -, the film is decidedly
less than perfect, as it takes forever for the plot to actually set in -
which is at least somehow understandable, since this is a film about a
detachable penis, and how can you shoot a porn scene with a guy whose
penis has come off -, and when it does, it's not very imaginatively
handled. On top of that, there's Rutherford, the central character, who
simply isn't very likeable, a sexist and rude he-man womanizer you really
cannot identify with, so you don't really care if he's got a penis or not.
Which leads us of course to Nick Manning, the guy who plays Rutherford:
Sure, he's got a buff body, which is a porn prerequisite ... but what's
wrong with this guy, seriously? Why is he always grimacing so absolutely
terribly during sex? And why does he think it's funny to holler dirty
stuff directly towards the camera during shagging? His dirty stuff isn't
even that original (mostly just "Filthy! Filthy! Filthy!") and
is reminiscent of high school humour at best. Maybe this is appropriate in
some of the other stuff he does, but here it's totally out of place, and
for me at least, he to a point ruins the film - but then of course, there
are all these lovely ladies ... By the way, this is sometimes
dubbed as castration comedy, on which I can only comment that the
coming-off of the penis is done in a rather tasteful, non-violent way, is
actually re-attached to its owner towards the end, and the whole film
isn't half as mean as the word castration sounds.
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