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Diamantino
Portugal / France / Brazil 2018
produced by Justin Taurand, Maria Joćo Mayer, Daniel van Hoogstraten for Maria & Mayer, Les Films du Bélier, Syndrome Films, Filmes do Tejo
directed by Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt
starring Carloto Cotta, Cleo Tavares, Anabela Moreira, Margarida Moreira, Carla Maciel, Chico Chapas, Joana Barrios, Maria Leite, Filipe Vargas, Hugo Santos Silva, Vítor de Almeida, Abílio Bejinha, Manuela Moura Guedes
written by Gabriel Abrantes, Daniel Schmidt, music by Adriana Holtz, Ulysse Klotz
review by Mike Haberfelner
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Diamantino (Carloto Cotta) is a bit of a simpleton, who isn't really
good at anything but soccer - but he's very good at that, so he is
Portugal biggest hope to win the world championship. Interestingly he's
quite as good because on the field, he always hallucinates about running
through fields populated by giant fluffy puppies shrouded in pink fog -
but in the championship's finale, these visions disappear all of a sudden
when he's about to shoot the equalizer ... and since soccer is pretty much
a religion for the Portuguese, his fall from national hero to idiot of the
nation is pretty much immediate. On the same day, his father dies, and his
greedy sisters (Anabela Moreira, Margarida Moreira), who actually had
their hands in his dead, blame it all on Diamantino missing his big
chance. Diamantino falls into a big depression and soon decides to quit
the sport for good and instead adopt a refugee boy - as he has only
recently learned about the refugee crisis. This brings two secret service
agents, Lucia and Aisha (Cleo Tavares) onto the scene who think Diamantino
is evading taxes (while it's really his sisters funnelling his money), and
Aisha agrees to pose as a fugitive boy in order for them to investigate
the former national hero ... but it's not long before Aisha falls in love
with him instead. And when she investigates, she finds out that the
sisters have tricked him into working with the gouvernment to clone an
unbeatable soccer team - even if the experiment will most likely kill him
and makes him grow female breasts, much to his embarrassement to be sure.
And this is where things start to get very difficult ... Oh
wow, if there is a "what the fuck"-moviegenre, then this film is
definitely a primary example of that - and I mean this in the best
possible way! Sure, one can say the filmmakers have just thrown whatever
elements they could think of into a pot and then cooked up the screenplay,
so do expect to find pieces of surrealism, science fiction of the mad
scientist variety, conspiracy thriller, sports drama, political satire,
body horror and whatever else in this one, all cooked up in some delicious
comedy sauce and peppered with plenty of pulp mainstays in this one,
filmed in a very slick way with some very weird (but very effective)
special effects work attached to it, and carried by a very solid ensemble
cast. And the result is pretty much unlike any movie you've ever seen, but
it is so in an extremely entertaining way!
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