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Dances with Snakes
Erotic China Dolls / Dances with the Snakes

Hong Kong 1992
directed by Lee Kein Hing
starring Yau Yuk-Yue, Lee Chung-Ling, Tsui Man-Wah, Fan Lai-Chau, Dick Wei, Charlie Cho, Wong Shun-Jun, Kwok Hon-Chai

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A guy finds a fortune in gold, with which he runs away instead of saving his friend Richard (Lee Chung-Ling). He plans to spend his new-found riches in a brothel, but has to realize he has turned impotent. A doctor advices him to shag a virgin, that should do the trick, but virgins aren't easy to come by these days ... which is why he opens a hotel that's supposed to attract especially girls.

Eventually, three sisters (Yau Yuk-Yue, Tsui Man-Wah, Fan Lai-Chau) check into his hotel, and the youngest of which (Yau Yuk-Yue) really is a virgin - so our antihero drugs them, then tries to rape the girl ... but what he didn't know is that the girls are actually snake ghosts feeding off the sexual prowess of young men, and they soon overcome our would-be rapist of course and now force him to open his hotel solely for virgin boys he is supposed to feed to them.

The three snake ghost girls however are not actually evil creatures, but they are at war with Yinsan Old Master (Dick Wei), a very powerful ghost who's desperately trying to kill them before they end their cycle of life on earth as ghosts to go to heaven.

Re-enter Richard, the guy our hotelowner left to die to get his hands on the gold. Richard has since turned a Christian - and he is a virgin, too, so prime food for our snake ghosts. However, the youngest of the ghosts falls in love with him, and now she keeps her sisters from getting their hands on him. Which makes it easy for Yinsan Old Master to capture the two older sisters. But Richard is kind at heart, and even though the sisters have tried every trick in the book to seduce him and suck out his sexual prowess, he helps the youngest sister to save them.

Eventually, it turns out Richard is some kind of chosen one, and his sexual prowess is enough for all three sisters, so in the finale, he shags them one after the other while the girls fight Yinsan Old Master - and ultimately defeat him of course ...

 

Now this is quite obviously not a serious film but mindless naughty fun ... or it's supposed to be at least. Actually the film is (mildly) naughty alright (there's plenty of nudity in here, believe me, and the girls are cute), but it's not all that funny. In fact, the humour is of a rather adolescent kind and not too well-integrated into the actual plot - which is rather clichéed and tried-and-true to begin with. Add to that an uninspired directorial effort, and you're left with a movie that's ... well, not entirely bad in fact, but it could have been way more fun.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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