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When around the turn of the century, a reality-TV-series called Survivor
hit the television-screens, many - me included - thought TV has hit a new
low. The show was presented as a sort of game show where the contestants,
who had to live on a tropical island and fend for themselves, had to fight
against each other in so-called challenges, which were actually lame-assed
games and sports contests which really would not have interessted anybody
- if the show was not at the same time giving the audience a view of the
contestants' life on the island and appealed more than anything to the
voyeuristic drives of a mainstream audience - without ever really
delivering of course, this is the conservative USA's network TV.
Erotic Survivor pretty much picks up the premise of the TV-show, spoofs
it for all its worth (including stupid dialogues, people saying
increasingly moronic things right into the camera, fighting and
backstabbing amongst the contestants and of course the contestants
conspiring against each other), and delivers the goods in droves - meaning
it's full of lesbian softcore sex.
The plot is quickly told: the 8 contestants of the show are divided
into two teams, four lesbbians (Darian Caine, Misty Mundae, Ruby LaRocca
and Jade Duboir) versus 2 dopeheads (William Hellfire, Joey Smack), a
censorship queen (Debbie Rochon, being called Mary Whitehead here in a
not-so-subtle allusion of Britain's first lady of censorship of the same
name from some 25 years ago) and a devout Christian (Justin Wingenfeld),
and the two teams fight each other in a few moronic games, which
ultimately the lesbians lose ... but they are more interested in getting
it off with one another anyways. And while the girls are at it, especially
Debbie Rochon and William Hellfire are hellbent to conspire and manipulate
the final game (which will award one of them 100 Dollars) to their favour
... but in the end, Joey Smack, the biggest dopehead of them all, wins ...
Director John Bacchus himself plays the host.
There are at least two things that set apart Erotic Survivor
from the Survivor TV-show, one it's very sexy and two it's
hilarious - which is of course greatly helped by the fact that all the
actors are in on the joke (probably the best line, by Darian Caine "I
was doing what I was supposed to do, chopping wood with my dildo"),
the only problem with the film is, it's a tad too long, running over 90
minutes, and at some point the concept of the film wears thin - pretty
much like the concept of the TV-show wore thin halfway through episode
Still the film is great fun and is probably best watched with beer.
In 2002, John Bacchus made a sequel to this film, appropriately titled Erotic
Survivor 2, but unfortunately this one's by far not as funny or as
sexy, despite starring delectable Katie Jordon.