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Erotic Survivor
Erotic Castaway

USA 2001
produced by
Michael Beckerman (= Michael Raso, executive) for ei Independent Cinema (Seduction)
directed by John Bacchus
starring Darian Caine, Misty Mundae (= Erin Brown), Jade Duboir, Esmerelda DeLaRocca (= Ruby LaRocca), Debbie Rochon, Justin Wingenfeld, William Hellfire, Debbie Rochon, Joey Smack, John Bacchus
written by John Bacchus, cinematography by Giorgyorgy Benaskovich

Erotic Survivor

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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When around the turn of the century, a reality-TV-series called Survivor hit the television-screens, many - me included - thought TV has hit a new low. The show was presented as a sort of game show where the contestants, who had to live on a tropical island and fend for themselves, had to fight against each other in so-called challenges, which were actually lame-assed games and sports contests which really would not have interessted anybody - if the show was not at the same time giving the audience a view of the contestants' life on the island and appealed more than anything to the voyeuristic drives of a mainstream audience - without ever really delivering of course, this is the conservative USA's network TV.

 

Erotic Survivor pretty much picks up the premise of the TV-show, spoofs it for all its worth (including stupid dialogues, people saying increasingly moronic things right into the camera, fighting and backstabbing amongst the contestants and of course the contestants conspiring against each other), and delivers the goods in droves - meaning it's full of lesbian softcore sex.

 

The plot is quickly told: the 8 contestants of the show are divided into two teams, four lesbbians (Darian Caine, Misty Mundae, Ruby LaRocca and Jade Duboir) versus 2 dopeheads (William Hellfire, Joey Smack), a censorship queen (Debbie Rochon, being called Mary Whitehead here in a not-so-subtle allusion of Britain's first lady of censorship of the same name from some 25 years ago) and a devout Christian (Justin Wingenfeld), and the two teams fight each other in a few moronic games, which ultimately the lesbians lose ... but they are more interested in getting it off with one another anyways. And while the girls are at it, especially Debbie Rochon and William Hellfire are hellbent to conspire and manipulate the final game (which will award one of them 100 Dollars) to their favour ... but in the end, Joey Smack, the biggest dopehead of them all, wins ...

Director John Bacchus himself plays the host.

 

There are at least two things that set apart Erotic Survivor from the Survivor TV-show, one it's very sexy and two it's hilarious - which is of course greatly helped by the fact that all the actors are in on the joke (probably the best line, by Darian Caine "I was doing what I was supposed to do, chopping wood with my dildo"), the only problem with the film is, it's a tad too long, running over 90 minutes, and at some point the concept of the film wears thin - pretty much like the concept of the TV-show wore thin halfway through episode one.

Still the film is great fun and is probably best watched with beer.

 

In 2002, John Bacchus made a sequel to this film, appropriately titled Erotic Survivor 2, but unfortunately this one's by far not as funny or as sexy, despite starring delectable Katie Jordon.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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