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Eternal Beloved

China 2009
produced by
Sun Li, Faye Yu, Qin Hong (executive) for True Image Pictures
directed by Faye Yu
starring Faye Yu, Duan Yi-hong, Yao Lu, Li Jia, Tu Song-yan, Gao Hu
screenplay by Faye Yu, based on the short story Gingko Gingko by Xu Lan, music by Zhou Tian

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Xiao Yu (Faye Yu) has simply fallen in love with the mansion she and her husband (Tu Songyan) have rented only recently, even though a) her husband is away most of the time because of his job, and b) the place has a violent history and is supposed to be haunted. One day, Xiao Yu finds a monk (Duan Yi-hong) on the premises, and after being scared shitless at first, she soon invites him for tea and lets him tell her her house's story, the story about A Ming, who was brought up by his brother (Yao Lu), a bandit, many years ago, A Ming, who one day just kidnapped a woman, A Jiu (Faye Yu again) and forced her to become his wife, and only then tried to conquer her love. It soon becomes clear that the monk is actually the ghost of A Ming, but Xiao Yu continues to listen to his story anyways, as if he was a man of flesh and blood ...

A Ming tries and tries to conquer A Jiu, but just seems to be getting nowhere, so much so that he decides to leave her, move into a nearby temple (the place that is now Xiao Yu's house) and become a monk. Against all odds though, A Jiu follows him there and brings him food and tea every day, just like a good wife, even though he never touches either. In fact, her behaviour irritates him so much that he one day breaks her bowls of food in a rage - an action which changes everything, as only now they both realize how much they are in love with each other, and they finally become a real, loving couple. Then though A Ming's brother comes to the temple, lethally wounded, and it becomes clear that it was A Jiu who has betrayed him to the enemy, actually being a member of the enemy clan - but it also becomes clear that A Ming's brother knew that all along but still gave his blessings to A Ming's union with A Jiu, just out of love for his brother. Seeing his brother die gets A Ming into such a rage he wants to shoot A Jiu, but can't - but she helps him to kill her, promising him a reunion after death. A Ming is slaughtered by A Jiu's clan soon afterwards.

Back in the now A Ming tells Xiao Fu that he has been waiting for A Jiu - or rather her reincarnation - for 50 years now, and that his days as ghost are just about numbered ... and Xiao Fu finds out that she is actually A Jiu's reincarnation only after he is gone - so it all ends in tears.

 

On a pure story level, Eternal Beloved isn't too bad, a bit cheesy maybe, but featuring enough twists to keep one entertained. As a movie though, Eternal Beloved is decidedly less than perfect, its deliberate slow pace, its very conventional directorial effort, and the sheer predicability of the punchline of the story (Xiao Yu being the reincarnation of A Jiu) all make it a rather boring romantic fantasy. That's not to say the film's a total loss, some isolated scenes are really inspired, and the few action sequences are very well handled - but it's not too memorable a film either.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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