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Evil Bong

USA 2006
produced by
Charles Band, Joe Dain, Dana K. Harrloe (executive), Thomas Smead (executive) for Talos Entertainment, Forbidden Worlds, Shoot Productions/Full Moon
directed by Charles Band
starring David Weidoff, John Patrick Jordan, Mitch Eakins, Brian Lloyd, Robin Sydney, Kristyn Green, Tommy Chong, Michelle Mais (voice), Jacob Witkin, Kristen Caldwell, Phil Fondacaro, Tim Thomerson, Bill Moseley, Brandi Cunningham, Dana Danes, Gina-Rae Carter, Sonny Carl Davis, Sylvester 'Bear' Terkay, Dale Dymkoski, Mae La Borde
story by Charles Band, screenplay by August White, music by District 78, special effects by Jeffrey S. Farley, visual effects by Erick Geisler, Gingerdead Man-puppeteer: John Carl Buechler, cinematography by Mac Ahlberg

Evil Bong, Gingerdead Man (cameo), Jack Deth (cameo)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Nerdy student Alistair (David Weidoff) moves in with three stoners, Darnell (John Patrick Jordan), Bachman (Mitch Eakins) and Brett (Brian Lloyd), whose greatest achievement of late was to buy a large vintage bong, which they simply can't stop using. Even when Bachman dies after apparently overdoing it, the other two don't see that as a warning sign but hide his body to not spoil their planned party with two hot chicks, slutty Luann (Robin Sydney) and brainy Janet (Kristyn Green) - not a good idea of course, especially since Bachman did not die from weed (and really, who does) but was killed by a demon living in the bong that lures users into some sort of parallel world - basically a strip club where all the girls have got snappish tits.

During the party, the bong claims Darnell, Brett, Luann and finally even Janet, whom Alistair, himself a non-user, had the hots for. This is too much for Alistair and he decides to save her ... but how?

Fortunately, at this point of the story, Jimbo (Tommy Chong), original owner of the bong, shows up, gives Alistair pills to survive in the bong's parallel world, then advices him to take a puff, and whoosh, it's off for Alistair to the parallel world, where he finds Janet, gives her a pill as well, and together they try to find an exit.

Jimbo meanwhile, still in the real world, tries to blow up the bong, but the bong sucks him in via second-hand smoke ... only Jimbo has brought his bomb to the other world and now blows up the bong-world - and not only are Alistair and Janet saved, all their friends are brought back to life.

Full Moon-characters Ginger Dead Man and Jack Deth (Tim Thomerson) of Trancers-fame can be found among the bong-world's denizens.

 

Evil Bong is a film very much reminiscent of the many indie horror comedies produced/directed by Charles Band himself, David DeCoteau, Fred Olen Ray and others: You take an utterly outrageous hoirror-ish concept, add lots of bare boobs, bist of gore and a cast of young cannon fodder enriched by some seasoned performers (including Tommy Chong in a not really far-fetched but almost inspired piece of casting), and season the whole thing with lots of jokes of the hit-or-miss variety. The outcome is of course no masterpiece (but would you have expected a film called Evil Bong to be the next Citizen Kane, honestly?), but if nothing else, it at least gives one the occasional reason to chuckle. There are definitely worse ways to spend roughly 90 minutes (but quite a few better ones as well).

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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