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Fantasm
Australia 1976
produced by Antony I. Ginnane, Leon Gorr (executive), Ted Mulder (executive) for Australian International Film Corp., TLN
directed by Richard Franklin (as Richard Bruce)
starring John Bluthal, Dee Dee Levitt, Maria Aronoff, William Margold, Gretchen Gayle, Rene Bond, Al Williams, Con Covert, Maria Lutra, Uschi Digard, Maria Welton, John Holmes, Candy Samples (as Mary Gavin), Gene Allan Poe, Robert Savage, Kirby Hall, Shayne, Roxanne Brewer (as Sue Doloria), Al Ward, Clement St. George, Serena
written by Ross Dimsey, based on an idea by Antony I. Ginnane
Fantasm
review by Mike Haberfelner
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A psychiatrist rambles on aimlessly about perverse female sexual
fantasies, & tries to be funny explaining them:
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Abigail (Dee Dee Levitt) believes she is ugly &
thus (?) dreams about being undressed, fondled & shaved
you-know-where by her hairdresser & his assistants. |
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Barbara (Maria Aronoff) dreams about visiting
a game of poker with her husband (William Margold), where she soon
becomes the prize & is thus fucked by all men who play (&
win) against ehr husband. |
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Gabrielle (Gretchen Gayle) catches a pervert (Con
Covert) in her garden who wears her lingerie, & thus first
whips him then penetrates him anally with her strap-on. |
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Dianne (Rene Bond) is raped by a boxer (Al Williams)
in his boxing ring. |
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Francine (Maria Lutra), a relatively flat-breasted
girl, meets big breaasted Uschi Digard, who represents exactly
what she wants to be, in a sauna & the 2 have lesbian sex. |
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Iris (Mary Welton) plays around a bit with a banana
at the poolside until out of the water emerges john holmes, &
after a bit of playing with fruits, they have sex in the pool. |
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Belle (Candy Samples) has sex with her son (Gene
Allan Poe) in the bathtub when he arives home from the war. |
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Celeste (Shayne) strips in front of a few men &
pleasures herself with a cigar, much to the delight of her
audience. |
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Honoria (Roxanne Drewer), during detention in
school, makes her strict teacher (Al Ward) blushingly hot |
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Zelda (Serena) dreams about being fucked by a
Satanist (Clement St.George) in church. |
Even if casting a few American adult- & hardcore-stars
(John Holmes, Serena, Rene Bond, Uschi Digard), this is actually an
Australian sex-comedy that is definitely softcore (hardcore wasn't even
allowed in Australia back then) ... & it's not even a very good one at
that: All of the short stories always culminate in their respective
leading actresses having sex, but once it gets hot, the film blushingly
cuts away to the definitely not sexy (& not funny for that matter)
psychiatrist, which pretty much disrupts the erotic mood of the film. Definitely
not worth your while, & not even good by 1970's erotic
anthology-standards (& these standards are rather low).
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review © by Mike Haberfelner
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