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The Fappening

USA 2015
produced by
Sean Weathers for Full Circle Filmworks
directed by Sean Weathers
starring Sean Weathers, Tina Krause, Rachael Robbins, Erika Smith, Lloyd Kaufman, Joel M. Reed, Sybelle Silverphoenix, Adonis Williams, Sky Claudette Soto, Vlad Zee Dragan, Jerry Landi, Mr. ShoBiz, Tamar Warner, Amoni B., Diana Urgiles, Mino Jones, Melo, Simone Washington, Steve Karlin
written by Sean Weathers

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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It wasn't long ago that everybody thought actor/director Alan Smithee (Sean Weathers) would be a bright and shining star on the filmworld's firmament before too long - but then the scandal broke: Seems Alan has had sex with quite a numer of women - including a certain Kim (Erika Smith), whose only claim so far was that her dad was on O.J. Simpson's team of defenders -, and he has had the habit to "immortalize" their intercourse on his cellphone. Not that in itself wouldn't be a bad thing, a bit perverse maybe, but whatever rocks your horse ... but then his phone gets hacked and suddenly all his private porn clips are all over the net - which totally breaks off the relationship with many of the starlets he has kept simultaneously and who see their career in shambles, but Kim uses the porn clip to get her own reality TV series, and Rachael (Rachael Robbins), a girl who he actually "made", files a class action lawsuit against Alan - oh, not because she's particularly mad that she's in a sex movie now, after all, she's mostly done erotica anyways, but because a lawsuit would keep the scandal and thus her name in the news a little longer in today's fleeting world of celebrity news.

Now a lawsuit is bad, but what's even worse is that Alan is identified as the sole baddie in the game. Sure, he has made all these videos, but with the consent of his sexual partners, and even if everybody believes it is, it wasn't his fault that they leaked. And still, his career's in shambles, the project he has had as good as financing for is falling apart, producers even from the low end of the spectrum refuse to touch him, and he even lacks rent money of late. There's just one woman who will stand behind him, his agent Tina (Tina Krause), but she suggests that instead of making amends, Alan ought to go even further for his next movie, moving into snuff territory ...

 

Above all else, The Fappening is a very dark satire of (especially but not only) American celebrity culture, with a special focus of celebrity culture's obsession with porn - and the film works because it tells its story in a non-moronic way but dressed up as a drama mostly, though there are plenty of punchlines along the way, especially when Weathers and Robbins, during a heated discussion start to quote the lyrics of the Human League's "Don't You Want Me", quite a few Kim Kardashian jokes (that feel too real to not be creepy), and a general light-footed approach to the material. All this is carried by a competent ensemble cast, with Tina Krause, Rachael Robbins and Erika Smith in the key female roles deserving special praise for their subtly humourous performances.

A fun one, really!

 

Sold on its own, but also serves as the framing narrative of the anthology Vault of Terror II: The Undead.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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