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L'Insegnante Balla ... con tutta la Classe
Flotte Teens und Sex nach Noten

Italy 1978
produced by
Fabrizio De Angelis, Gianfranco Couyoumdjian for Flora Film, Fulvia Film
directed by Giuliano Carnimeo
starring Nadia Cassini, Lino Banfi, Alvaro Vitali, Paola Morra, Stefano Amato, Maurizio Interlandi, Francesca Romana Coluzzi, Mario Carotenuto, Renzo Montagnani, Mimmo Bua, Adriana Facchetti, Nicola Martucci, Teresa Rossi Passante, Maria Tedeschi, Adriana Bruno, Maria Grazia Smaldone, Maria Ruocco, Amelia Maioli
written by Carlo Veo, music by Walter Rizzati

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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While the male students of the school see to it that their unpopular physical education teacher (Renzo Montagnani) breaks both his legs in a work related accident, the girls are taught to dance by their new teacher, sexy Claudia (Nadia Cassini) in their sports classes. And since sexy Claudia always wears very tight outfits and has a great behind, the boys want in on the fun too - and even the teachers and the principal ...

Then Anacleto (Alvaro Vitali), the dopey student, loses the school's funds at the horse races, and he and the principal (Mario Carotenuto) know only one way to get the money back: Claudia has to win a dancing competition at the local discothek ... and winning she does, however as her partner she has chosen Mauro (Maurizio Interlandi), who has the hots for her like all the other guys - much to the dismay of his girlfriend Daniela (Paola Morra).

Then it's off to a tournament against a Russian school, and our school's chances are next to naught ... until Claudia has the idea to get professor Mezzoponte (Lino Banfi) to seduce the female Russian coach (Francesca Romana Coluzzi) while all the girls take care of the Russian athletes and get them mighty drunk and Claudia herself is doing a sexy dance ... et voilà, the Russians are so knocked out that our heroes win the tournament hands down.

A subplot has professor Mezzoponte dressing up as a woman to massage Claudia ... but he ends up massaging the injured sports teacher of the boys instead ...

 

A high-school comedy from Italy ... that spells desaster as it is, and on this level the film doesn't disappoint, it's a really horrible film full of jokes that are as bad as they are old, garnered with slapstick routines that are as silly as they are badly executed. The plot on the other hand totally lacks dramatic buildup, and the films attitude towards sex - one of the main selling points of the movie - is at best pre-pubescent. Add to this a totally unimaginative and impersonal directorial job and garish late-1970's fashion and hairdos (which are actually forshadowing the even more garish 1980's) and you have one bad film. Period.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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