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While the male students of the school see to it that their unpopular
physical education teacher (Renzo Montagnani) breaks both his legs in a
work related accident, the girls are taught to dance by their new
teacher, sexy Claudia (Nadia Cassini) in their sports classes. And since
sexy Claudia always wears very tight outfits and has a great behind, the
boys want in on the fun too - and even the teachers and the principal ...
Then Anacleto (Alvaro Vitali), the dopey student, loses the school's
funds at the horse races, and he and the principal (Mario Carotenuto) know
only one way to get the money back: Claudia has to win a dancing
competition at the local discothek ... and winning she does, however as
her partner she has chosen Mauro (Maurizio Interlandi), who has the hots
for her like all the other guys - much to the dismay of his girlfriend
Daniela (Paola Morra).
Then it's off to a tournament against a Russian school, and our
school's chances are next to naught ... until Claudia has the idea to get
professor Mezzoponte (Lino Banfi) to seduce the female Russian coach
(Francesca Romana Coluzzi) while all the girls take care of the
Russian athletes and get them mighty drunk and Claudia herself is doing a
sexy dance ... et voilà, the Russians are so knocked out that our heroes
win the tournament hands down.
A subplot has professor Mezzoponte dressing up as a woman to massage
Claudia ... but he ends up massaging the injured sports teacher of the
boys instead ...
A high-school comedy from Italy ... that spells desaster as it is, and
on this level the film doesn't disappoint, it's a really horrible film
full of jokes that are as bad as they are old, garnered with slapstick
routines that are as silly as they are badly executed. The plot on the
other hand totally lacks dramatic buildup, and the films attitude towards
sex - one of the main selling points of the movie - is at best
pre-pubescent. Add to this a totally unimaginative and impersonal
directorial job and garish late-1970's fashion and hairdos (which are
actually forshadowing the even more garish 1980's) and you have one bad
film. Period.
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