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Flying Monkeys

USA 2013
produced by
H. Daniel Gross, Brad Krevoy, Philip Poole, James T. Bruce IV (executive), Jimmy Townsend (executive), R. Bryan Wright (executive) for Active Entertainment, MPCA/SyFy
directed by Robert Grasmere
starring Maika Monroe, Vincent Ventresca, Michael Papajohn, Christopher Matthew Cook, Electra Avellan, Boni Yanagisawa, Lee Nguyen, Kerry Wong, Alvin Chon, Jackie Tuttle, Zac Waggener, Ricky Wayne, Michelle DeVito, Tyler Forrest, Mike Kimmel, David Kranig, Brian Oerly, Dane Rhodes, Sydney Trager, Jaci LeJeune
written by Silvero Gouris, music by Andrew Morgan Smith, visual effects by Sweet Post Productions, Dilated Pixels, T.J. Sakasegawa, P.J. Foley

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Because her father (Vincent Ventresca) doesn't have the time for Joan (Maika Monroe) she deserves and even misses her graduation celebration, he buys her a cute little monkey to make up - and it works, Joan falls in love with the monkey on the spot. Of course, the one fact she does not know about the monkey is that it grows wings each night, grows to man-size, and flies around town killing people. The little beast grows fond of Joan, too, so he sees competition in her boyfriend (Zac Waggener), and one night goes to kill him, incidently catching him in bed with another woman, the sheriff's (Michael Papajohn) daughter (Jackie Tuttle). This of course gets the sheriff on the wrong foot, and from now on he swears to kill who- or whatever killed his girl. Eventually, Joan witnesses her monkey transform into a flying monster, follows him around town and witnesses him slaughtering people. When she tells the sheriff about it, he sort of believes her, as as wild as it sounds, it would make sense in his daughter's murder. Soon he witnesses the flying monkey first hand, too, and kills him. But instead of just staying dead, he comes back ... but as two monkeys.

Thing is, the flying monster is a mythical monster from China, where a couple of hunters have set out to kill them all once and for all, and they can only be killed by their sacred weapons. When they learn from a couple of poachers that the last flying monkey was sold to the USA, they travel over there, and with the help of a crooked animal dealer (Christopher Matthew Cook) they are able to track down the flying monkeys, as they're about to attack the sheriff and Joan's dad. But to kill them all, the original monkey has to be killed, and thus, Joan, the only person the monkey ever has been attached to, has to serve as bait - something which almost gets her and her dad killed, but eventually, they manage to kill the beast and come closer together as father and daughter.

Electra Avellan plays Joan's best friend, but serves as little more than eye-candy.

 

The premise of Flying Monkey is of course a fun one, and setting the movie in Kansas does prove some spirit ... but the movie as a whole simply isn't that great: It's too formulaic, lacks atmosphere in a few too many places, the monsters simply don't look creepy enough, the directorial effort as a whole feels a little on the impersonal side, and the film quite simply takes itself way too seriously for its fun subject matter. All of this doesn't make the film a train wreck, it's pretty much an ok watch, actually - and that's the problem, it's ok and doesn't aim for more, and while there's a myriad of worse monsterflicks than this one out there, quite a few are a lot funnier despite everything, and there are most certainly a myriad better films of the same ilk out there that prove there is a right way (actually, many right ways) to do this. The movie does carry a rather likeable anti-gun message though.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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