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Genie in a String Bikini
Erotic Dreams of Jeannie

USA 2004
produced by
Kimberly A. Ray, Fred Olen Ray (as Bill Carson) for American Independent
directed by Fred Olen Ray (as Nicholas Medina)
starring Nicole Sheridan, Alexandre Boisvert, Evan Stone, Kennedy Johnston, Jay Richardson, Beverly Lynne, John Small, Danny Pape, Dolorian
written by Fred Olen Ray (as Sherman Scott)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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2000 years ago in Moronoco: Habib (Danny Pape) the harem keeper finds genies Jeannie (Nicole Sheridan) and Akbar (Evan Stone) making love, and imprisons them in a bottle and a wooden box, respectively.

2000 years later, Major Tony (Alexandre Boisvert, actually Nicole Sheridan's husband) finds the box and the bottle in a cave, and brings them back to the USA. Back home, Jeannie's bottle is accidently opened one night, and she right away offers Tony sex, but he refuses her advances, mainly because he is engaged to Suzanne (Kennedy Johnston) - but then he doesn't know of course that Suzanne is only after the money and has a lesbian affair with Chelsea (Beverly Lynne) ...

The next morning, Tony tells Suzanne about Jeannie, but naturally, Suzanne does not believe him. But bitchy as she is, she soon steals both Tony's bottle and the box. And while she throws the bottle down some cliffs so Jeannie won't bother her rich hubby-to-be anymore, she takes the box back home. At home, she and Chelsea open the box and out comes - Akbar, claiming he will grant all their wishes, and the girls of course immediately wish for a threeway, then they let Akbar do the cleaning and the laundry ...

And to make things perfect, Suzanne, withthe help of her doctor father (Jay Richardson), has Tony, who claims to be seeing genies, admitted to an insane asylum ...

Jeannie's bottle meanwhile has opened when falling down the cliffs, and now she is looking for her master - but runs into a domina (Dolorian), who misinterprets her wish to find her master, and soon the two woman have sex in an SM-dungeon.

Among Suzanne's laundry, Akbar meanwhile finds a head scarf belonging to Jeannie, and immediately, he figures she must be in danger ... and arrives at the SM dungeon just when the women are finished. Then the two genies beam themselves to Suzanne's place and turn her into a stone, and finally they go to the insane asylum, make Suzanne's dad think he's a dog, then Jeannie invites Tony to her bottle to have you-know-what ...

 

Obviously, this film is an softcore erotic spoof of the 1960's sitcom I Dream of Jeannie, done on a very small budget (most of the sets are just differently themed rooms in a swinger club) in a mere 2 1/2 days, and of course, the focus of this film is hardly on storytelling or comedy but on the make-out scenes.

But does this make Genie in a String Bikini necessarily a bad film ?

Not necesarily, as director/writer Fred Olen Ray at least tried to infuse the film with some comedy as an added value besides the sex, and at least Nicole Sheridan, Jay Richardson and especially Evan Stone show some comic talent to make the non-sex-scenes work - maybe not work on a very high level, but after all this is basically a softcore sex flick with some comedy tacked on, not the other way round ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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