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Ein Gewisser Herr Gran

Germany 1933
produced by
Bruno Duday for UFA
directed by Gerhard Lamprecht
starring Hans Albers, Albert Bassermann, Rose Stradner, Walter Rilla, Karin Hardt, Olga Tschechowa, Hubert von Meyerinck, Hermann Speelmans, Hans Adalbert Schlettow, Hans Deppe, Fritz Odemar
written by Philipp Lothar Mayring, Fritz Zeckendorf, music by Hans-Otto Bergmann, Hermann Schulenberg

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The inventor of a ray that con stop airplane engines & force them to land has been murdered, & the construction plans of the ray have been stolen, to be sold to a foreign power.

But top-agent Gran (Hans Albers) is already on the job, & since he knows enemy agent Gordon (Hubert von Meyerinck), presently in Venice, has to pick up the plans in Rome, he has him lured onto the yacht of lovely young Viola (Karin Hardt), & taken on a cruise through the Adriatic Sea ... without Viola. (Need I say, lovely Viola has fallen in love with Gran ?)

Then, Gran assumes the identity with Godon & gets in touch with Ms Mervin (Olga Tschechowa), who has stolen the plans, but alas hasn't got them anymore but sold them to Tschernikoff (Albert Bassermann), an immensely rich art collector who does a little bit of smuggling of military secrets on the side. Pretenting to want to buy the plans from him (when actually he just wants to steal them), Gran soon becomes a guest in Tschernikoff's house, & learns of  Tschernikoff's wife Bianca (Rose Stradner) having an affair with artist Pietro (Walter Rilla), who is supposed to paint her protrait, but secretly also paints a nude of her. & when Tschernikoff wants ot pick up te portrait, he accidently picks up the nude (but seems to never notice it), & from now on, Bianca & Pietro are panicking, because if Tschernikoff ever finds out ...

But more trouble seems to be brewing, as Viola (as I mentioned in love with Gran) has decided to follow him to Rome, & since she is Bianca's best friend, she not only stays at her house but Bianca also persuades her to steal her nude from her husband's safe - which is where she meets Gran again, wanting to steal the plans. Neither succeeds, but they agree to cover for each other ... but by now Ms Mervin has found out Gran's true identitiy & tells it to Tschernikoff, carefully forgetting to mention that she, too, wants to steal the plans & sell them to yet another foreign power.

Tschernikoff decides to set Gran a trap & invites him to the opera where he gives him the perfect opportunity to slip away & open Tschernikoff's safe on his own ... upon which Tschernikoff can catch him red-handed & pretty much legally shoot him ... but Gran is already one step ahead & encourages Tschernikoff to gloat a little ... so Tschernikoff tells him that he has already shipped the planbs to whatever foreign power, hidden in the portrait of hiswife ... but only Gran knows that he didn'T send the portrait but the nude away, & the portrait - with the plans - is still in the artists studio ... which presently goes up in flames as Bianca & Pietro want to make a getaway & burn the bridges behind them.

Somehow, Gran manages to slip away from Tschernikoff's gun pointed at him, race to the studio, save the plans just before they fall victim to hte flames & deliver them to the embassy - whereto Tschernikoff & his men can't follow. & in the end, Tschernikoff, Ms Mervin & the whole gang, even Gordon, whom Gran has put out of action early on, are arrested, & Gran gets the girl (Viola, that is).

 

As often with German espionage films fronm the 1930's this is a blend of light comedy, crime drama, & roamntic love story. Furthermore the film is perfectly tailored to the jack-of-all-trades screen-image of its lead Hans Albers, & lush sets as well as the Venice- & Rome-outdoor-scenery give the film a lavish look.  That allof course can't hide the film's rather mundane pulp origins & rather silly plot. Still, in an old-fashioned way it can be pretty entertaining.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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