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The Girls Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers
Undead Pool / Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Unliving Dead / Attack Girls Swim Team vs the Undead

Japan 2007
produced by
Masami Teranishi, Yoji Hirako for Filmworks Movie King, GP Museum Soft
directed by Koji Kawano
starring Sasa Handa, Yuria Hidaka, Mizuka Arai, Hiromitsu Kiba, Hidetomo Nishida, Ayumu Tokito, Sakae Yamazaki, Toshi Yanagi, Kiyo Yoshizawa
written by Satoshi Owada, music by Hideto Takematsu

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Coming to a new school, loner Aki (Sasa Handa) is soon befriended by Sayaka (Yuria Hidaka), member of the swim team - when pretty much everyone in the school is turning into flesh-eating zombies after some mandatory injection, everybody but Aki, who hasn't taken the injection, and the swim team - basically because the antidote has to be in the water of the pool. Luckily for the others, Aki has been trained as a water assassin by some mad doctor, whom she's on the run from, and with the help of the swim team, she soon sees to it that everything goes back to normal ... until she has to face the mad doctor, who wants to get Aki back and is using Sayaka, who turns out to be Aki's long-lost twin sister, to get to her. In a fierce fight however, Aki manages to kill the doctor, who has turned himself into a zombie to better fight her ... which is when Sayaka drugs Aki, turns out to be not her twin sister at all, and tells her she's actually the mad doctor's loveslave. However, when she tries to kill Aki, she is killed by the mad doctor ... or rather his twin brother (Aki had been trained and raped by both without ever knowing there were two), who with his brother out of the picture intends to make Aki his bride. However, she annihilates him using a lasergun placed inside her pussy ...

 

Typical over-the-top and quite hilarious sex and gore comedy coming from Japan: This one is full of crazy science fiction ideas, sudden plottwists that don't always make too much sense (and aren't necessarily supposed to), intentionally stilted dialogue, girls in schoolgirl uniforms, sex scenes starting out of the blue, bodyparts freely flying around and blood splattering on pretty much all the characters in gallons. Of course the film is silly as hell, ever so often offensive as can be, and certainly not done in what you would call good taste - but that said, the film is also a hoot to watch, a little bit like Buffy the Vampire Slayer on speed, it doesn't take itself seriously for even one second, and it doesn't ask the audience to do so either.

Great mindless fun!!!

 

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