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Somewhere in the Scottish highlands, Captain Lavish (Frank Bowdler) &
his assistant Dudley (Johnny Mango) find the Goddess of Lust (Anoushka )frozen
in ice, whom Lavish wants to bring back to London at any cost ... even if that
means losing his assistant in the process.
But then, evil Doctor Unsound
(Mark Standley) & his assistant Jade (Rachel Travers) steal the Goddes from
Lavish, so Unsound can defrost the Goddess & make her the cloning material
for his worldwide escort service ... what unsound of course doesn't know is
that the Goddess is a lesbian, & her lesbianism is contagious, so
contagious in fact that it threatens the reproduction of the human race as such
... & soon the Goddess has made Jade her willing slave & Unsound her
Lavish meanwhile is contacted by Alfred Tipple (Rob Taylor), agent
of FAG, who tells him of the threat the Goddess might pose to humankind ...
& after initial plans to mate the Goddess with a male 1970's porn-icon to
neutralize her prove unfeasable, they decide they have to just deep-freeze her
again ... but once they try that, they find out their equipment is not all that
good, either ...
Enter MI5-agent Johnson (Misty Mundae), who was sent out to
retrieve the Goddess & arrest Unsound ... but once laying her eyes on her,
she feels strangely attracted to the Goddes & instead of arresting anybody
at all, she has sex with her ...
Lavish & Tipple can somehow get away,
& eventually they find Lavish's assistant Dudley again (who against all
expectations hasn't died but has met with the Yeti (played alternatively by
Jamie Muncher & Rob Taylor), wh proved to be a rather nice bloke, &
they have moved to San Francisco where Dudley lives in denial of his
So in the end, Lavish, Tipple, Dudley & the Yeti fly to
Scotland, where the Goddess is supposed to have taken up residence now, &
they will make another attempt to stop her ...
A.J.Khan has a rather
hilarious if pointless role as horny handiman.
Though not all that
strong on coherent plot, with especially Misty Mundae's character making little
sense for the onscreen goings-on, this is still a watchable little erotic romp
that does provide some genuine laughs, & of course a fair share of nudity
... though as a whole it's definitely not on par with Seduction's better erotic
comedies (like Gladiator Eroticus,
Erotic Witch Project or Play-Mate
of the Apes).