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Golden Ninja Warrior

Hong Kong 1986
produced by
Joseph Lai, Betty Chan for IFD Films & Arts
directed by Joseph Lai
starring Queenie Yang, Donald Owen, Mike Tien, Morna Lee, Dick Wu, Pansy Pak, Peter Wang, David Chan, Nancy Cheng, Raymond Lee, Paul Wong, Mary Leung, Richard Harrison (stock footage)
written by AAV Creative Unit, Joseph Lai

Richard Harrison's Ninja movies

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Her father has been killed by evil mob boss Eagle Lau, so topmodel Sherri Lee, who in her sparetime is also a Golden Ninja, travels to Hong Kong to take revenge. First she frees a bunch of prostitutes held in one of Eagle's brothels single-handedly, then she sees to it that the police routinely raids his casinos, and occasionally she even helps the police, fighting-wise.

However, Eagle eventually grows wise to her and tries everything to get hold of her - but she is helped by photographer Dick, who is really an undercover cop, and fellow Golden Ninja Mike (Donald Owen), who has to bring the statue of the Golden Ninja Warrior (for more information on that ugly statue, see Ninja Terminator) to China, so it's not an easy task to get hold of Sherri.

But Eagle has an ace up his sleeve: Sakura, a Red Ninja, and the Red Ninjas are traditional enemies of the Golden Ninjas and of course want the statue of the Golden Ninja Warrior. Soon enough, Sakura fights and defeats Sherri, and Sherri becomes Eagle's prisoner, who wastes little time and rapes her ... and now all her Ninja magic can't help Sherri ... only Dick, who has found out where she is held and has an associate create a diversionwhile he frees her - but Sherri comes out of it a broken woman ...

... but Sherri is back for the final fight (in some cool, futuristic looking abandoned seaside houding complex), when she and Mike take on Eagle, his henchmen, and Sakura ... and of course our heroes win, with Sherri in the end stabbing Eagle, her revenge being fulfilled.

 


Most of the Joseph Lai-produced Ninja movies starring Richard Harrison are just scenes with Harrison and Ninja fights furnished around some already existing movie - Golden Ninja Warrior though seems to be made out of one piece - except for (ironically) the short scenes with Richard Harrison (he is seen worshipping the Golden Ninja Warrior, then putting on his Ninja mask)at the beginning of the film, which are taken from Ninja Terminator. However, if you think being out of one piece makes the film less confusing, you are wrong. The film is full of abandoned subplots and characters entering or leaving the plot without explanation, and the plot as such seems to be totally not thought through.

So is it a bad film ?

Yes.

Is it fun to watch ?

Hell yes !!!

See characters turn into Ninjas and back again in mid-fight, marvel at the artificially sped up Ninja fight scenes, wonder about Ninja darts that follow their targets even when they make turns, and stare in disbelief at Queenie Yang's outrageous fighting outfits - including a ugly flowered dress, a skimpy cheapo superhero-like costume, and at one point she even fights in the nude. It is such things that make the film something so out-of-this-world that one starts loving it against better judgement ... it's silly, and one knows it's bad, yes, but at the same time one just can't help enjoying it nevertheless.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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