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The Haunting of Sorority Row
Deadly Pledge
Canada 2007
produced by Scott Kennedy, Greg Gugliotta (executive), Fernando Szew (executive) for Highwire Pictures
directed by Bert Kish
starring Leighton Meester, Kailin See, Lisa Marie Caruk, Agam Darshi, Meghan Ory, Adrian Petriw, Jessica Huras, Lara Gilchrist, Carlo Marks, Elyse Levesque, David Flemming, Patrick Keating
written by Jed Seidel, Michael Vickerman, visual effects by Jeffery Scott Lando
review by Mike Haberfelner
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College freshman Samantha (Leighton Meester) is a pledge at a sorority - you
know, one of these elitist girl clubs you and me would not want to be
caught dead in -, but all of a sudden, the heads of the sorority in charge
of torturing the newbies during pledge week start to drop dead like
flies, and Sam soon finds out it all has to do with Jane (Kailin See), a
pledge from last year who died from fright while
locked inside a coffin. This threw the heads of the sorority into a panic,
so they buried her body ... only she wasn't dead but got buried
alive ... Now Oliver (Adrian Petriw), Sam's ex, figures she must have
come back from the dead (or not quite-alive or something, the film is a
bit hazy about these details) to have her revenge, and to everybody's
horror (but not necessarily to the audience's surprise), spirit Jane turns
out to be Sam's fellow pledge Jena (also played by Kailin See), who soon has
her tormentors down to one, Leslie (Lisa Marie Caruk), the sorority's head
bitch, and Jane has already got her in the coffin she (almost) died in a
year ago to exact her revenge, when Sam interferes, calling upon the good
still left in Jane by showing her the engagement ring her boyfriend once
gave her ... As a result, Jane does not kill Leslie but simply leaves this
plane of existence - but Leslie dies from shock anyhow ... or doesn't she
and will come back from the half-dead one day, just like Jane did? Run-of-the-mill
made-for-TV horror featuring very little in terms of shocks, surprises or
clever storytelling, instead it relies heavily on clichés and warmed-up
plot-elements from better films. Add to this a story that isn't half as
unpredictable as it should have been, a rather average cast and a
directorial effort that never rises above purely functional and you've got
... no, not a perfect baddie, just a film that is so average in pretty
much every way it's purely forgettable.
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