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Holy Shit

USA 2007
produced by
ScUMBAG Movies
directed by Brandon Gadow
starring Brandon Gadow, Leia Gadow, Rick Reger, Blair Whitcomb, Indra Ozols, Earl Winston, Jimme RogersEnoch Wu, Ilene Batista, Amer Oquendo
music by the Deadbillys, Paul Rey, Leia Gadow

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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One day while sitting on the toilet, Aaron (Brandon Gadow) has an epiphany - in the shape of shit. So he becomes the founder of his own church, the Judgement House, and he preaches to his community from his kitchen. His community of course consists of no more than one person, Charlene (Leia Gadow), who has found one of his church's flyers in the laundry room. Charlene worships the grouind Aaron walks on, even though he's basically mean to her, scolds her for not bringing him any followers or any money, or for wearing liptsick even, and eventually, he forces her to pee and shit on him, just to cleanse her soul.

Of course, Aaron is by far not the holy man he pretends to be, he has a cocaine habit, owes a pusher big time, sells his body for drug money, and plans to spend his church money on his drug habit. And he is even worse at raising money or converting people to his church than Charlene is.

Charlene is blissfully oblivious to all of this, she is just so fascinated by Aaron that she eventually kisses him good-bye, an innocent little smacker on the cheek - that causes an earthquake, as Aaron sees even this little kiss as a work of the devil, and he accuses her of being a whore.

Being pushed away that severely leaves Charlene but one way out, suicide ...

The whole story is framed by a GOD TV show in which a preacher (Rick Reger) who actually has very little to preach about tries to sell all sorts of religious paraphernalia to his flock.

 

Fun satire on a business called religion that cleverly juxtaposes the adventures of an unsuccessful peddler worshipping shit (literally) and a TV preacher worshipping the holy Dollar, two narrative threads filled up with dark, politically incorrect humour and quite a few toilet jokes - that nevertheless show quite some insight into the subject. And Aaron Gadow's performance as the self-proclaimed preacher with limited rethorical skills and very little to say really nails the character, as does (Gadow's real life wife) Leia Gadow as the buttoned up conservative girl who's lost her way in life and seems to have found it in Aaron himself much more than his makeshift church. And Rick Reger as the TV preacher is simply hilarious.

Again, this film might not be exactly politically correct - but that's exactly why it's so much fun.

 

The movie, and others by ScUMBAG Movies, can be found at http://www.scumbagmovies.com.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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