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Hotline

USA 1982
produced by
Ron Samuels, Gary Credle, Tom McDermott (executive) for Ron Samuels Productions/CBS
directed by Jerry Jameson
starring Lynda Carter, Steve Forrest, Granville Van Dusen, Monte Markham, Joy Garrett, James Reynolds, Harry Waters jr, James Booth, Arthur Malet, Nick Angotti, Julian Fellowes, James Ingersol, Blane Savage, Scott Durnavich, Linda Fernandez, Joyce Temple-Harris, Mike Jackson, Saranne Redhill, Carol Robbins, Frank Stallone, Cathy Worthington
story by David E.Peckinpah, Stancil E.D. Johnson, screenplay by David E.Peckinpah, music by Johnny Harris

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Because Brianne (Lynda Carter) handles the advances of a drunk at the bar she works at really well, psychiatrist Justin Price (Granville Van Dusen) decides to hire her for his help hotline, an offer she gladly accepts (without giving up her job at the bar though). Of course, the two also fall in love soon enough. Anyways, a few days into her job, Brianne receives a call of a mystery caller who tells her he has killed a woman whose body has just been found, and gives her a clue to a murder 12 years ago. For whatever reason, Brianne investigates and soon finds some evidence her caller might not be a nut. Over the phone, he gives her more and more clues, and instead of going straight to the police or letting it rest - as Justin suggests -, she investigates more and invariably finds evidence everyone else was too blind to see. Eventually, even she has to realize she has come too close to the truth to not hand everything she's got over to the police - but while they believe her even, they simply can't afford to protect her.

It doesn't take long until Brianne's suspicions boil down to one man, moviestar Tom Hunter (Steve Forrest), who is madly but unluckily in love with her and in whose ex-stuntman's (Monte Markham) bar she works. But of course, while she does everything to keep Tom Hunter out of her hair, it's actually the ex-stuntman who's the maniac - his motive? He has been crippled quite some time ago when doubling for Tom Hunter, and he has never recovered from that, mentally, and suffered from the fact that while doubling for him all the time, he would just never be Tom Hunter ...

In the end, after your typical game of cat and mouse, Brianne harpoons (!) the killer to death, just before Justin arrives, the police in tow ...

 

Pretty much your typical run-of-the-mill early 1980's made-for-TV psychothriller: It's not essentially bad film, it's just lacking in both narrative set-up and build-up, features exclusively clichéed characters that lack depth (which makes the killer too easy too spot too early in the movie), lacks any and all interesting setpieces of any kind, and is just too harmless to really stick in your mind. And as for the cast: While Lynda Carter gives a decent performance once you can forget she was Wonder Woman only a few years back, her (almost exclusively male) co-stars seem to do their best not to stick in your mind.

... and now I've probably made the film sound worse than it is, because honestly, it's no trainwreck of a movie, it's just something I will have forgotten in a couple of hours - which is why I really had to rush this review ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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