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produced by
Jacqueline Ninaber, Jeremy Ninaber, Michael James Regan for High Rise Studio, Hot Dan Film
directed by Matthew Ninaber
starring Storm Steenson, Kristen Kaster, Jeremy Ninaber, Matthew Ninaber, Jordan Policicchio, Ardavan Taraporewala, Johanna Vandenberg, Jacqueline Ninaber, Ethan Mitchell, Isaiah Degazon, Gabriel Carrer, Anneliese Schwartz, Tannar Thompson, Jonah Fortin, Jonathon Walkington, Dahlia Kitzman, Rob Vogt
written by Jannah Kitzman, Matthew Ninaber, music by Sean Croley

review by
Mike Haberfelner

For months now, cops Hugh (Jeremy Ninaber) and Dan (Matthew NBinaber) have been investigating a series of missing person cases that were all linked to one sex site on the net, but with that being the on ly clue their investigations went nowhere - when a woman, Nicole (Krissten Kaster) has a car crash and in her car the bodies of two of the missing persons are found. Plus, it also turns out that she's a camgirl on the very porn site at the center of investigations. So that logically makes her the prime suspect, and Hugh wants to go good cop-bad cop on her - but Dan has to bail out because he has had an affair with Nicole. So Nicole relates her story to Hugh, how she has met pretty Rachel (Storm Steenson) at a bar one day, how they became lovers in no time,. how Rachel, a camgirl herself, has talked her into camming, and ultimately has taken to kill all of the lovers Nicole has had over time, whom Nicole has all found through camming. Admittedly a pretty striking story - there's only that Nicole repeatedly contradicts herself in details and plays the victim card a little too obviously ...

 

Now I have to admit, the third act plot twist doesn't come as surprisingly as the filmmakers would have hoped, at least to genre afficionados as myself, but that said, this is still a pretty cool piece of erotic horror (no actual nudity though) that despite a slightly predictable ending manages to twist and turn enough to keep the audience on the edge of their seat throughout, with all the jump scares and violence in all the right places. And a directorial effort that's both erotic and atmospheric and a solid cast only help make this a very worthwhile piece of genre cinema.

 

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