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It's Alive!

USA 1969
produced by
Larry Buchanan for Azalea Pictures/AIP
directed by Larry Buchanan
starring Tommy Kirk, Shirley Bonne, Bill Thurman, Annabelle Weenick (as Anabelle MacAdams), Corveth Ousterhouse
screenplay by Larry Buchanan, based on the story Being by Richard Matheson, special effects by Jack Bennett

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Quarreling couple Norman (Corveth Ousterhouse) and Leila (Shirley Bonne) get lost on a tour through the countryside, and when they run out of gas, they are lucky to make it to the hut of Greely (Bill Thurman), a snake collector who claims a gas truck will come the next day, and offers them his hospitality in the meantime ... of course not mentioning that his hospitality means locking them up in a cave with paleontologist Wayne Thomas (Tommy Kirk) ... but there's something else in that cave too - something else that turns out to be some man-eating reptile that should have died out millions of years ago ... but is still down there in need for food. And since the reptile is Greely's favourite pet, he sees to it that the creature gets food.

Greely, you have to know, is a mad killer who feeds his favourite pet humans on a regular basis - with the exception of women he likes, like Bella (Annabelle Weenick), whom he keeps as companions, until a prettier comes along ... and he would really like to replace Bella with Sheila. When Sheila refuses though, Bella figures it might be a good idea to help the captives ...

Norman and Wayne soon get into fights over pretty much everything, which eventually only ends when Norman wants to prove himself more daring than he should be ... and thus he ends up as reptile food ...

Bella eventually gives Wayne and Sheila some dynamite to blow down the gate to their cage - but by that time, Greely has drugged their coffee, and they fall asleep before they can use the explosives ... and while they are out, Greely snatches Sheila away to make her his. However, Bella wakes up Wayne just in time for the grand finale, in which Wayne is able to save Sheila, while Bella is shot, but only after she has lit the dynamite that blows up the creature, right after it has killed its master Greely.

 

A silly story brought to the screen remarkably free of atmosphere, suspense and tension, supported by performances ranging from the bad to the ham, and special effects obviously done on a shoestring ... in other words, this is a bad movie, yes, but definitely of the so-bad-it's-good variety - and with a sixpack at hand, this should be lots of fun.

 

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