I Was a Teenage Zabbadoing
Vampiros Sexos

Austria 1989
produced by
Fun Factory
directed by Carl Andersen (as Zaphod Beeblebrox)
starring Yasmin Bevilaqua, Geomayr, Pal-Secam, Ronnie Urini, Roland Wünsch, Ruby Tuesday, Thomas Winkelbaur, Feli Schachinger, Marcel Hager, Carl Andersen (as Zaphod Beeblebrox), Erika Peterson, Thomas Lampert, Sushi Bouwein, Harald Dolezal, Birgit Kellner, Barbara Bourbon, Stefan Grissemann, Niki Prokop
written by Carl Andersen (as Zaphod Beeblebrox), Ruby Tuesday, Birgit Kellner, music by Modell d'Oo, songs by Ronnie Urini, Future Blues, Modell d'Oo

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Jasmine Strange, a vampire from planet Arus, is sent to earth to use a serum that will turn humans into zabbadoings (sex-crazed zombie-vampires) on the descendants of Fun Helsing - however, being on the run from a couple of slapstick cops, Jasmine loses the serum, and this way it is let loose on the entire population - not that Jasmine worries too much, as this way everybody becomes a zabbadoing, and a biiig orgy commences. Eventually, two vampire hunters try to put an end to the zabbadoing party, but even they can't resist participating in the orgy for too long ...

A blend of vampire flick, underground/experimental moviemaking and hardcore porn - now this is a mix that hardly ever amounts to something good, and unfottunately, in the case of I Was a Teenage Zabbadoing, it doesn't: The start of the film is pretty good, actually, something somewhere in between slapstick comedy and silent serial, but the quality quickly decreases as Carl Andersen loses his narration somewhere in the proceedings, and his associative editing techniques don't always make sense, especially when juxtaposed with porn scenes, making the film an odd hybrid of Jean-Luc Godard and Jess Franco, with neither man's genius or charme. That all said, at least the film's experimental new wave sountrack/soundscape is pretty impressive, and all the girls do look pretty good - now that doesn't save the film by any means, but at least it amounts to something.

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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