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Junk Bonds: The Return of Junkbucket

USA 2013
produced by
Stephen Lange for Holler Word Productions
directed by Stephen Lange
starring Erin Stewart, David Rollison, Graham Downing, Shane Regan, Ryan Miller, Ryan Higgins, Kate Jaeger, Mike Christensen, Brenda Joyner, Nick Edwards, Sara Coates, Mandy Price, La Petite Mort, Shawna Weber, Stephani Thompson, Michael Murphy, Jason Melton, Karleena Gore, Sm Tregoning, Ross Whippo, Anthony van Winkle, Audra Page, A. Wolf, Elicia Wickstead, Kyle Kizzier, Jen Rizor
written by Stephen Lange, music by Celene Ramadan, special effects by Herbie M. Gandy

Junkbucket

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Cassie (Erin Stewart) is the only girl who has survived the massacre in the original Junkbucket and is now the girlfriend of Erek (David Rollison), the brother of her deceased boyfriend from the first movie. Junkbucket (Ryan Miller), the penis-faced killer with a bucket on his head in the meantime has found himself a family of castrated yet penis-obsessed cannibals (Mike Christensen, Kate Jaeger, Brenda Joyner, Ryan Higgins, Jen Rizor), who accept them as one of their own ... and now it's Junkbucket's birthday, and who better to bring to the party than the girl who has escaped and Junkbucket has taken an obvious liking to, Cassie?

So Cassie is kidnapped, and Merle (Nick Edwards) and his quartet of strippers (Sara Coates, Mandy Price, La Petite Mort, Shawna Weber) are hired for entertainment (and snacks) ... and things are soon to get wild and gory, especially after Erek shows up with an underdeveloped plan to save Cassie ...

 

Basically, Junk Bonds: The Return of Junkbucket is a parody of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by way of penis jokes, so those easily offended and horror purists who think it's sacrilege to make fun of an undisputed classic better steer clear away ... For the rest of us though, this film is way better than a "parody by way of penis jokes" might suggest: Sure, some of the humour is of the gross out kind, and watching men being castrated or their dicks toasted might not be everybody's idea of a good time, but despite all the gross-out-ness, the film never forgets to tell its story in a stringent way, works as a thriller as well as a comedy, and it gets us to feel for the characters even, makes them more than just cannon fodder (and their demises doubly shocking, and it even shows some sympathy for Junkbucket, making him more of a tragic monster than his maniacal family.

In essence, you might find many things being "so wrong" in this movie - but then I dare you to sit through it without at least giggling.

 

If this has gotten you at all excited, you might want to check out this movie at Troma Now: https://troma.vhx.tv/videos/junk-bonds-the-return-of-junk-bucket

 

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