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The Ladykillers

UK 1955
produced by
Michael Balcon, Seth Holt (associate) for Ealing Studios, the Rank Organisation
directed by Alexander Mackendrick
starring Alec Guiness, Cecil Parker, Herbert Lom, Peter Sellers, Danny Green, Katie Johnson, Jack Warner, Philip Stainton, Frankie Howerd, Kenneth Connor, Hélène Burls, Evelyn Kerry, Edie Martin, Phoebe Hodgson, Harold Goodwin, Fred Griffiths, Vincent Holman, Stratford Johns, Jack Melford, Ewan Roberts, George Roderick, Peter Williams
written by William Rose, music by Tristram Cary

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Professor Marcus (Alec Guiness) rents a room at old lady Mrs Wilberforce's (Katie Johnson) house & invites four of his friends - Major Courtney (Cecil Parker), Louis (Herbert Lom), Harry (Peter Sellers), & One-Round (Canny Green) - over for practice, as they are a violin quintet ... Now that doesn't sound exciting in the least, but actually the five of them are criminals who plan to rob a money transport, & need Mrs Wilberforce's place not only as a hideout, but also her to help them, if unbeknowest to herself.

During the planning period, they can convince her they are actually practicing (thanks to a record they continuously play) & are only occasionally interrupted when Mrs Wilberforce offers to make these nice men tea or needs them to help her give her parrots medicine.

Even the heist goes alright, which involves the old lady to pick up a box (containing the loot) at Kings Cross Station & delivering it to her home (& the professor) while the police only controls boxes out of London.

It's only when she is already on her way home that things start getting a little out of hand, when she interferes in a fight between a fruitseller & a garbageman, which almost not only gets these two arrested but her cab driver too - & all the while the box with the loot is just sitting there, right in front of the police station ... & eventually, the scene culminates in the police delivering the lady & her box (which all London is looking for by now) safely to her home.

Now everything should be fine - but it isn't, as when our quintet is already leaving, One-Round's cello case springs open right in front of Mrs Wilberforce, & instead of a cello, it contains money, lots of money, obviously the loot of the heist.

Mrs Wilberforce is quick to make the right deductions, of course, but grossly misinterprets the situation she is in, as se constatnly insists that the five men give themselves up to the police, & not even the Professor's attempts to persuade her can make her give in ... so there's only one thing to do for our criminals - Kill the old lady.

After drawing matches the task to kill the lady falls upon the major, but killing is not really his forte, so instead he convinces the old lady to let him slip away to get the police - when in fact he wants to make off with the money.Unfortunately the others have found out that, & ultimately the Major falls off the chimney to his death. & after they have disposed of the body (by dropping it onto a passing by freight train), the task to kill Mrs Wilberforce falls upon Harry, but unfortunately by now slow-brained brute One-Round has changed sides & threatens to kill everybody who touches the old lady. Soon enough, Harry is dead. When disposing of Harry, the Professor & Louis make plans to get rid of One-Round in order to be able to get rid of the lady ... but unfortunately, One-Round has overheard the situation & now tries to kill them. Still he dies, & soon lands on a freight train to god knows where, but by now the professor & Louis try to outsmart each other, with the effect that both of them end up as blind but dead passengers on freighttrains as well.

The next morining, Mrs Wilberforce wakes up unharmed, withthe money still here but the men gone.

But when she tries to return the money to the police, nobody wants to believe the old lady's story about her criminal tenants, & in the end they persuade her to keep the money ...

 

Great comedy, featuring tons of typically British black humour, great performances of all involved, a wickedly clever & funny script & a suitably subtle direction. There's just not one thing that's bad about this film.

In 2004, the Coen-brothers remade that film, & while they stayed close to the original's script, & the comedy corresponds greatly with their sense of humour, & not even Tom Hanks in the lead is annoying (but of course he's no Alec Gzuiness either, & never will be), they really shouldn't have bothered, they didn't even come close to the original (& that's coming from a Coen-brothers fan).

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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