Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Ruby's Choice 2022

- 6 Hours Away 2024

- Burnt Flowers 2024

- Final Heat 2024

- Stargazer 2023

- Max Beyond 2024

- What Is Buried Must Remain 2022

- Protanopia 2024

- Final Wager 2024

- Dagr 2024

- Hunting for the Hag 2024

- The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

- Coyote Cage 2023

- Tower Rats 2020

- Script of the Dead 2024

- The Bell Affair 2023

- Easter Bloody Easter 2024

- Velma 2022

- Everwinter Night 2023

- Main Character Energy 2023

- Stupid Games 2024

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- The Thousand Steps 2020

- The Desiring 2021

- When a Stranger Knocks 2024

- Quint-essentially Irish 2024

- Son of Gacy 2024

- Saltville 2024

- The True Story of the Christ's Return 2024

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Love a la Carte

USA 2014
produced by
Tim McSpadden, Amanda Kiss (executive), Jack Hauff (executive)
directed by Tim McSpadden
starring Aaron Ginn-Forsberg, Chauna Mae, Kimber Leigh, James Ray, Matthew Wade (voice), Luz M. Parish, Maria-Magdalena, Michael Alvarez, Julie Van Lith, Raj Suri, Michael Butler, Sylvie Cohen, Vincent Conti, Daniel Ganea, Jacob Golden, Slade Hall, Gary Herkimer, Joseph Martin Jauch, Kathy Blaze Jefferson, Tomas Johansson, Hemina Kapadia, Tim McSpadden, Stefanie Nicole Minter, Greg Renfro, Gloria Jean Robertson, Heather Taylor, Jason Wiechert, Jennie Sharfner, Kendace Miner, Stephanie Moore
written by Tim McSpadden, songs by The Pilgrims, Janice Kirkwood, Pete James Denzel, The Wee Beasties, King Lewman, The Viper Militia Band, Purty Mouth, YuS, Ross Crawford, Tristan Tyrcha, Melissa Doman, Joe Tyler, Dennis Gene Davey, Sonic Remedy, Robert A. Wolf

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

Available on DVD!

To buy, click on link(s) below and help keep this site afloat (commissions earned)

Always make sure of DVD-compatibility!!!


Of late, Phil (Aaron Ginn-Forsberg) has fallen out of love with his lovelife: He and his wife Evelyn (Chauna Mae) have been married for more than a decade, have a son, a nice home, and don't really fight that often ... but then again, the romance is gone, the spark isn't really there anymore, and they never want to have sex at the same time anymore, even. Now Phil wants the romance and the sex back in his life again, but he doesn't want to leave his wife and child (and life) on one hand, nor visit a hooker or become a sugar daddy to a young sextoy on the other - so he joins a dating site to meet women in the same situation he is, married women who don't want to get attached to their new dates, but want more than just sex. After a few colossal blunders, Phil meets Angela (Kimber Leigh), a woman who like him doesn't find fulfillment in her marriage (2 kids) anymore but doesn't want to give up the life she's having, just wants a few hours of romance and bedroom fun. It works perfectly, too ... but perhaps too perfectly, because while his wife's on a vacation, Phil gets himself two more girlfriends via the website and thinks he's on top of the world - before the emptiness of his new affairs has him crashing down again ... and he crashes even more when he want to push his relationship with Angela to the next level, and she bails out, as this is against what they agreed on - NO real feelings involved -, and it freaks her out, actually.

Phil has learned a lot (but by no means everything) from all of this, and he decides to delete his account at the dating website he's been using for augmenting his sex life ... when he finds out his wife has been using he exact same site to boost her sex life ...

 

No matter what you thought when you read above synopsis, this movie will very probably surprise you: While it might read like at worst a conveyor belt romantic comedy and at best a Woody Allen reiteration, it's neither, but a piece of highly inventive and very unusual moviemaking: It's a piece of film carried by a very cynic (and quite hilarious) narrator (Matthew Wade) and an approach to storytelling that's highly associative rather than linear (though the film does bring its story across very comprehensibly), it doesn't shy away from employing absurd dream sequences featuring many a weird or at least unexpected character (including Black Jesus and Abraham Lincoln), and the humour doesn't give a shit about being politically correct.

Now you might call this a "romantic comedy" by definition, but in my honest opinion, especially people who don't enjoy romantic comedies will dig this!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Love a la Carte
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Love a la Carte here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find Love a la Carte at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!