Lulu's (Lina Romay) ass is bored, mainly because she never receives any
attention at all. Now Lulu does have sex, and lots of it, but all people
are interested in is Lulu's pussy and maybe her mouth. The asshole? Nope.
some day, Lulu brings home a new, innocent looking girl, Rosalinda (Mela
Chupen), for a lesbian threesome, and she's the first to finger Lulu's
asshole, much to its joy. That experience leads to Lulu fingering her
asshole regularly when masturbating and offer her ass to her lovers ...
much to Lulu's pussy dismay. But over time, Lulu becomes more and more
insatiable, so ultimately, ass and pussy both get enough dick.
Talking Ass, an excursion into hardcore porn by Lina Romay and Jess
Franco, is most certainly one weird film, inasmuch as it's told by Lina
Romay's ass - and she bends over in the nude quite often to give us a good
glimpse, and sometimes even with a cigarette sticking in the hole. And the
ass, too, is the only "protagonist" of sorts with any real lines
(well, apart from the pussy) - which basically means a squeaking voice is
constantly commenting on all the sex scenes with a special mention on how
the ass is treated woven in every other time. Now this is weird, sometimes
funny even - it's just not enough to elevate it to porn cult status, its
story is just too irrelevant apart from the talking ass, the sex scenes
(very little anal by the way, especially considering the title) are just
too run-of-the-mill and random to drive the story along, and the assholes
lines are just not funny enough and its voice is annoying.
the whole thing isn't a total trainwreck, there are some in-lokes, like
Lina fucking her ass with an Oscar statuette, that Jess Franco fans will
sure take to, but it's nothing to write home about, either.