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Red Dwarf - Krytie TV

episode 8.5

UK 1999
produced by
Ed Bye, Doug Naylor (executive) for Grant Naylor/BBC
directed by Ed Bye
starring Craig Charles, Chris Barrie, Danny John-Jules, Robert Llewellyn, Chloe Annett, Norman Lovett, Jake Wood, Graham McTavish, Cliff Barry
written by Doug Naylor, Paul Alexander, created by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor

TV-series
Red Dwarf

review by
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Deep space, the mining ship Red Dwarf: All our heroes are still in prison, but Lister (Craig Charles) has an appeal going for him, and allwho are like him, but it is based on good behaviour ... and now his cellmate Rimmer (Chris Barrie) has to look after it that Lister behaves.

Robot Kryten (Robert Llewellyn) meanwhile has been put into the women's ward of the prison, because he has no penis (after all, he's a robot). But when he tells everybody about the hardships of being locked up with the women, like having to shower with them for hours on end, this gives Kill Crazy (Jake Wood), one of the convicts an idea: Why not use Kryten as a hidden camera and transmit his exploits in the women's shower on prison TV ?

Kryten is soon reprogrammed to do just that, but Lister and Rimmer are shocked - not because it is immoral or because they would betray their good friend and companion Kachanski (Chloe Annett), but because it would endagner the appeal.

Lister tries to talk sense into Kryten, but instead of succeeding he just falls out with Kachanski. Ultimately though, the women find out about Kryten's dirty tricks, and have him re-assigned to the men's ward. But Kryten's career as television maker has not ended yet, and soon he sets up Lister to lay waste to the quarters of an officer ... only to then tell him that it was the officer responsible for his appeal, and Rimmer and Lister are hard-pressed to set everything right again - all live on prison TV ...

Finally, Lister's appeal got through - but to Rimmer's greatest dismay, it was not about getting out of prison as such, but just about strings for Lister's guitar - and Rimmer hates Lister's guitar-playing.

 

It might not be the greatest epsiode of the series, but any story that has Rimmer and Lister as moralizers having to fight smut together can't be all bad ... and this one isn't.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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