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Crime boss Yeung smuggles his drugs across the border in coffins - but
agent Tom Wilson is hot on his trail ... so Yeung figures to hire a black
magician to revive some corpses as hopping vampires - and to make his plan
fool-proof, he also has the magician make him a super hopping vampire.
However, this super corpse has a girlfriend, a ghost, who doesn't like her
lover (they committed suicide together) abused in this way. However, when
the magician marries the corpse and the ghost, she, too, promises to work
for Yeung. Eventually, Tom gets into an ambush and is killed, but his
body isn't even cold, when a scientist begins experimenting on him,
turning him into an almost indestructible law-enforcing machine. And of
course, as a robo warrior, Tom manages to track down and eliminate Yeung
and his gang, especially when the ghost girl turns against Yeung and his
black magician as well. But until the happy ending, there are many hopping
vampires - including super hopping vampire - to fight ... To spice
things up, chunks from a Thai action movie in which Sorapong Chatree and a
group of mercenaries free a blonde from some baddies' jungle hideout are
thrown into the mix at deliberate moments in the film. Now if
you'd ask me for two films that have nothing whatsoever in common, my
answer might as well be RoboCop and Mr
Vampire, and I guess pretty much anybody would agree ... yet that
didn't stop the good folks from Filmark to blend these two films
anyhow, and the outcome, made on a low low budget too, is as bad as you'd
expect, maybe worse ... and at the same time absolutely wonderful - you
simply don't know what you're supposed to laugh at first: The Robo
Warrior's ridiculous outfit? Robo fighting hopping vampires? The super
hopping vampire that looks like some ape with long hair? The totally
incongruous and strangely convoluted plot? The ghost girl who reveals her
breasts in the finale for no other reason than to ... wel, show her
titties? The totally ridiculous lab in which Robo Warrior is created? ...
Now there are about a gazillion other aspects of this film you might find
nothing short of hilarious, but do yourself a favour and find these
yourself. Highly recommended - to all bad movie lovers!!!
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