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Schulmädchen Report 4. Teil: Was Eltern oft verzweifeln lässt

Schoolgirl Report Part 4: What Drives Parents to Despair
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West Germany 1972
produced by
Wolf C.Hartwig for Rapid Film
directed by Ernst Hofbauer
starring Christina Lindberg, Günther Möhner, Wolf Harnisch, Anne Graf, Ulrike Butz, Hellmuth Haupt, Marina Blümel, Walter Feuchtenberg, Ruth Küllenberg, Sascha Hehn, Monica Fleischer, Eleonore Leipert, Erika von Jockisch, Claudia Fielers, Elfriede Payer, Rinaldo Talamonti, Josef Moosholzer, Ingrid Steeger, Carmen Jäckel, Rainer Fischer, Birgit Tetzlaff, Karin Böttcher, Herman Roebeling, Johann Gumpinger, Puppa Armbruster, Dagobert Walter, Elisabeth Welz, Friedrich von Thun
screenplay by Günther Heller, music by Gert Wilden

Schulmädchen-Report/Schoolgirl Report

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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These sexy and constantly horny German schoolgirls are at it again:

- Elfi (Karin Böttcher) is bad at Maths, and to not fail her graduation she seduces her teacher, only to drop him again onceshe has graduated.

- Angelika (Ulrike Butz) and Rolf (Dagobert Walter) want to do it, but can't, since her parents are always home. But then Angelika tells Rolf the story of a fake school doctor (Hellmuth Haupt), who has been visiting schoolgirls at home and undressed them under false pretense to shag them. Which gives Rolf an idea, and soon he pays a visit to Angelika dressed up as Doctor ... and her parents think everything is alright while he shags her like nobody's business ...

- Caroline is the only black girl in her school, and all the other girls hate her because she sexually arouses all the boys - even though she does have a steady boyfriend (Sascha Hehn) and doesn't shag around. So one day the other girls decide to have Caroline gangraped ...

- Being short on money, a group of schoolboys decide to set up a prostitution racket, and have remarkably little problems to persuade their schoolgirl friends to be their whores.

- 4 girls try to sexually arouse an Italian (Rinaldo Talamonti, who had a short career of playing Italian stereotypes in German sex comedies) in a public swimming pool. But when they eventually allow him to shag them, they realize he's more than they can take ...

- 16-year old Barbara (Swedish import Christina Lindberg) has to sleep in one room with her older brother Wolfgang (Gunther Möhner), and eventually she notices she feels more than sisterly love for him, but he refuses to shag her. It all ends in a ridiculously surreal nightmare.

- Even though Sybille and Georg are going steady, she just won't let him deflower her. So eventually he picks up young Anne (Carmen Jäckel), who just can't wait for her defloration, and shags her - but this mechanic form of sex does not satisfy him, and eventually he returns to Sybille, and eventually, too, she lets him shag her as well. And thus, true love has triumphed over meaningless sex ...

 


If anything, the fourth Schulmädchen Report is more honest than the first three installments: gone is (by and large) the pseudo-documentary touch, gone are the incredibly fake specialists, gone is the ridiculous framing story and gone are Friedrich von Thun's blunt and sleazy but nevertheless hilarious interviews (von Thun has a very small role at the beginning of the film, as host, sort of). But somehow, without all these unintentionally funny ingredients, the series loses much of its special appeal and becomes nothing more than a routine 1970's sex-anthology film ... which in my book is not necessarily only a bad thing though.

By and large, the stories are still far-fetched enough to be funny, and somehow the 1970's flair to the whole thing is hard to resist as such, so you might like it ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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