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When 18 year old Mirai (Kyoko Hashimoto) finds out her pussy doesn't
function normally (in a sexual way) but only serves to make men impotent,
she had no idea that this is part of her destiny ...
As soon as Mirai
has found out about her sexual organ, her father has her transferred to
the most expensive school in town (even though he is anything but rich)
and tells her to have revenge on the headmaster of the school (Yukijiro
Hotaru), who humiliated him and stole his wife (Reika Kazami).
Mirai is less then pleased, but when on the first day at her new school,
she is attacked by school bully Susan (Ayumi Taguchi), she is more than
happy to have been trained in all sorts of martial arts by her dad.
headmaster is impressed by Mirai's performance and gives her special
privileges, while Susan is thrown to the school's dungeon, where girls are
tortured and raped by the school's detective (Jimmy Tsuchida) and sold
into prostitution. Susan manages to escape though, and when Mirai helps
her make good her getaway, she falls from grace with the headmaster - not
that it matters much though, because now Mirai has decided to launch an
attack on the school, and with the help of Susan, she does just that,
first taking care of the headmaster's loyal daughter (Ayu Kiyokawa) before
pretty much raping the man and render him impotent in the process ...
if there was ever a TV-series that was ripe for a erotic spoof, it was
Deka - and while Sexy Battle Girls differs considerably
in story, it does have most of the key ingredients right, like schoolgirls
using weird devices as weapons (Mirai even uses a yoyo-like toy - with an
extendable penis - while Susan uses pens as darts), evil school
headmasters involved in dirty deals, and bizarre fight scenes (which
almost invariably have a sexual component here).
Still, as a erotic
spoof, Sexy Battle Girls is less than perfect, basically I guess
because it's just not particularly funny. Sure, the erotic allusions to Sukeban
Deka are at least smile-inducing, but the recurring impotency
jokes quickly run out of steam, and despite being a spoof, the film seems
to take its basic plot way too seriously. Plus, the action scenes are
rather sloppily done.
Having said all that, the film is not a total
loss, it does feature the occasional humourous moment and all the girls
are pretty cute and all get naked, but it's not very good either.