Supergirl (Alanah Rae) arrives on earth after Argo City, the last
surviving part of Krypton, has exploded. Once on our planet, she hooks up
with Superman (Dale DaBone), who is presently suffering from an identity
crisis and only kept from a depression by constantly shagging Lois Lane
(Jenna Presley). Superman is quick to enroll Supergirl in college.
college, Supergirl, disguised as Linda Lee, hooks up with commissioner
Gordon's daughter Barbara (Sunny Lane) - in more ways than one. Barbara
makes Supergirl to join the Triple Pi sorority, your usual club of bitches
with the main concern of sucking dick, having orgies and the like, which
is run by Lex Luthor's daughter Natasha (Andy San Dimas). Once in the
sorority, Supergirl is soon forced to fuck fratboys - which she handles
with aplomb. She also has supernatural orgasms, which makes Natasha
Luthor, always he villainess, suspect her to be a superhuman.
how exactly does Natasha Luthor want to be evil this time?
Via a social
networking site of course, after all, this is 2011. And somehow,
due to being alien, Supergirl is the only one who's able to activate some
infernal machine of Natasha's ... or something. However, once Supergirl
has activated the machine, Natasha's boyfriend (Xander Corvus) breaks up
with her and breaks up her machine.
Which should solve everything,
except for the fact that Natasha has taken Barbara Gordon hostage. When
Supergirl comes to her rescue though, Natasha defeats her with
Kryptonite-covered gloves - and in the end, it's Barbara who has to come
to Supergirl's rescue. Why she doesn't turn to Batgirl to do so is beyond
me though ...
To a degree, Supergirl XXX is your typical
hardcore porn comic adaptation: This guys most certainly know their
comicbook sources, and they love and respect their comicbook sources.
Unfortunately though, they are not the best writers when it comes to the
film's plot, and their sense of humour is rather limited, which is not at
all helped by their performers' limited comic abilities. And then there
are several way too long sexscenes that keep the feeble plot from fully
developing, the humour from blooming. Of course, the sex is pretty ok (if
nothing out of the norm), and you'll probably like at least some of the
girls - but then, if you're not a porn completist or totally into cosplay
sex, there's no absolute need to see this movie.