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Suzhou He

Suzhou River

China/Germany 2000
produced by
Philippe Bober, Nai An for Co-Production Office, Essential Film, Dream Factory
directed by Lou Ye
starring Zhou Xun, Jia Hongshen, Hua Zhongkai, Yao Anlian, Nai An
written by Lou Ye, music by Jörg Lemberg, cinematography by Wang Yu (II)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Shanghai: The videographer and Meimei (Zhou Xun), who performs a show as a mermaid at a local club, are lovers. But Meimei constantly asks him if, should she disappear, he would go looking for her forever, like Mardar looked for Moudan. The videographer says yes, but she doesn't believe him.

Quite regularly, Meimei would disappear for several days, during which the videographer's life feels empty ... so, out of boredom, he makes up his own story about Mardar and Moudan:

Mardar (Jia Hongshen) is a motorbike courier, and one of his jobs is to bring Moudan (also Zhou Xun) to her aunt while her (widowed) father bangs a new girlfriend. Somehow, Mardar and Moudan fall in love, and soon he doesn't bring her to her aunt no more, instead they spend the time together.

Unfortunately, Mardar's boss and ex-lover is a gangster, and eventually she has the bright idea to kidnap Moudan and hold her for ransom ... and Mardar is to do the kidnapping and holding - which puts a strain on their relationship to say the least.

Ultimately, Moudan's father pays up, but Mardar's boss is killed by her partner for the money, and once Mardar is to bring Moudan back, she runs away and throws herself into Suzhou River ... to her death, maybe, but her corpse is never found, instead a legend of a mermaid arises. Mardar on the other hand is arrested for kidnapping and spends the next 3 years in jail.

Once out of prison, Mardar roams Shanghai looking for Moudan, but he doesn't succeed in finding her ... until he sees a mermaid-show at a local bar, and the mermaid is - you guessed it - Meimei, a splitting image of Moudan. Mardar is convinced he has found his love and tries to win her back, problem is, Meimei claims she is not Moudan and at first wants to get rid of Mardar ... but soon she starts to find the romantic young man attractive and by and by lets him into her life, and eventually her bed, much to the dismay of the videographer, who eventually has Mardar beaten up.

In a turn of events, Mardar realizes that Meimei is not Moudan after all, apologizes to the videographer and takes off, only to find the real Moudan working as a clerk in a 24 hours store. The two of them party, get drunk - and ultimately die in an accident when Mardar drives his motorbike into Suzhou River right where Moudan jumped in 3 years ago.

When Meimei sees the two bodies, she is heartbroken, because she thought Mardar was only making up Moudan to get involved with her ...

Once again, she asks the videographer if, should she ever disappear, he would go looking for her for ever, just like Mardar. Once again, the videographer says yes, but when she's gone for good the next day, he can't be bothered, as all good things come to an end ...

 

In writing, this film must sound rather clichéd and cheesy, but as a film, Suzhou River is anything but, it's a totally new and fresh blend of romance and crime thriller, a masterpiece in understatement, filmed primarily using a shaky handcamera that often seems to lose itself in seemingly unimportant details and that shows Shanghai and especially the Suzhou River in all its dirt and filthiness - yet comes across as a declaration of love to the city and the river. Absolutely stunning, a must-see.

 

By the way, critics often quote Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo as one of the main influences for Suzhou River, yet apart from the doppelganger-motif, the two films have little in common - which proves, if anything, the narrow-mindedness of some critics.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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