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produced by
Russ Meyer, George K.Carll (associate), Uschi Digard (associate), Fred Owens (associate) for RM Films
directed by Russ Meyer
starring Francesca 'Kitten' Natividad, Raven De La Croix, Robert McLane, Monty Bane, Janet Wood, Bob Schott, Edward Schaaf, Larry Dean, Elaine Collins, Candy Samples (as Mary Gavin), Su Ling, Linda Sue Ragsdale, Marianne Marks, Foxy Lae, Ray Reinhardt
written by Roger Ebert, Anthony-James Ryan, Russ Meyer, music by William Loose, Paul Ruhland, cinematography by Russ Meyer


review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Somewhere next to nowhere, rural America: Adolph Schwartz (Edward Schaaf), who looks and talks like Hitler and eventually turns out to be him, is killed, after having perversse SM sex with a variety of partners, including the Ethiopian Chef (Elaine Collins), the always masked headperson (Candy Samples), the Oriental Limehouse (Su Ling), Pocahontas (Foxy Lae) and even local boy Paul (Robert McLane). All of those could have killed him ... but then the film digresses.

Enter Margo Winchester (Raven De La Croix), who upon her arrival is immediately raped, but manages to kill the assailant (Larry Dean) and persuades (you know what I mean) sheriff Homer Johnson (Monty Bane) to let her off scot free. Later she starts working in Paul's (yes, the Paul from above) and Alice's (Janet Wood) bar, and because of her big hooters, she attracts business like nobody's business ... including gigantic but retarded lumberjack Ray (Bob Schott), who eventually gets so turned on by her that he rapes her ... and when Alice tries to help her, he rapes her as well. It takes the combined efforts of Paul and the sheriff to stop him, but both of them have to let their lives.

Then Alice reveals herself to be Hitler's killer, because he - actually her father, as she is actually Eva Braun jr - has tried to destroy her relationship with Paul. Naturally, Margo Winchester, who turns out to be a federal Agent, defeats her in the end.

Kitten Natividad is the Greek Chorus, who comments on on-screen goings-on in the nude and mainly in erotic poses.


Not that Up! is an all bad movie, but by and large, Russ Meyer's films from the 1970's are just pale parodies of his 1960's classics, and this one i sn o exception. Somehow, Meyer has lost his ability to stringent storytelling on the way too, as this film, after building up an amusing, sleazy and amusingly sleazy murder mystery, suddenly progresses to tell a very different - and in fact inverior - story, only to in the end rather unexpectedly return to the original narration.

Still, some fun can be found in the details of the film, and the pleasent unseriousness of the film, just don't expect one of Meyer's masterpieces.


review © by Mike Haberfelner


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