(re)Search my Trash

<body> <div align="left"> <table border="0" cellspacing="0" width="800" cellpadding="0" height="100%"> <tr> <td width="100" rowspan="3" background="../stylepix/square.gif" valign="top">  </td> <td width="4" rowspan="3"></td> <td width="592" valign="top">  </td> <td width="4" rowspan="3"></td> <td width="100" rowspan="3" background="../stylepix/squareright.gif" valign="top">  </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="592" valign="top">    <p>Documentary filmmaker Oliver (Dustin Diamond) gets stuck with a car problem in Mansionville, and soon finds himself constricted to the gas station by the local sheriff, who doesn't know what to do with both the judge (Ken Del Vecchio) and the public defender (Jamie White) out of town for the time being. While holed up there, Oliver finds out quite a few things about the town, like the fact that there are 5 to 6 men disappearing every year, and it always coincides with the time the Van Houten sisters (Rachael Robbins, Suzi Lorraine, Melantha Blackthorne, Jamie White, Seregon O'Dassey) have their annual holiday together - which brings the town to a standstill, because all of the sisters hold really important jobs to keep the town running - except for Candy (Suzi Lorraine), who's a foot model.<p>Of course, Oliver is totally right, each year, the Van Houten sisters have a month-long vacation at a secluded spot with five or six men they have abducted, to brutally torture and kill them and sacrifice their hearts to their respective mothers. This year their victims include a pompuous judge (Ken Del Vecchio), a filmmaker who's just too full of himself (Robert Bogue), a bully who overrates his sex appeal (Scott Decker), a pitiful voyeur who just can't keep his eyes off sexy women (Rich Lounello), and a young intern who just happens to say yes to sex way too easily (Michael Metta). And one by one they are tortured, yet also fucked, dominated and eventually killed by the sisters.<p>Despite being restricted to the gas station, Oliver is making good progress to a) guess what the sisters are actually doing in their holidays, and b) track them down - but it stands to argue whether that was a good idea ...<p>Genre fave Tony Todd plays "God" in the movie within the movie, and his opening monologue is simply hilarious.<p> <p>You might need a bit of a stomach to enjoy <b>Bleeding Hearts</b>, as it does get very violent at times ... but if you've got only the slightest sense of dark humour, you'll also find sooo much to laugh about. Basically, the script might be violent, but it's about thrice as witty, its story is well-structured (even if it leaves some narrative strands open). And the appropriately unexcited directorial effort only fits the story only too well. Now add to that a really sexy quintet of sisters who are all obviously in on the joke (plus most of them being rather big names in indie horror), plus a very competent supporting cast ... and you probably can't help but laugh your ass off. That said, it's not a comedy for everybody - but probably never has violence and perversion looked so utterly funny. <p>  </td> </tr> <tr> <td width="592" valign="top">  <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> currentyear = "2015"; </SCRIPT> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript" src="../scripts/endcredits.js"></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"> dosworsdonn(); </SCRIPT> </td> </tr> </table> </div> </body>