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Next American Dream Star is a reality show where the contestants
... well, who cares what the contestants actually competing for as long as
the show has pretty women bitching about one another, and the only thing
that makes this one distinguishable from the myriad of similar shows is
that Snoop Dogg is one of the judges. Amy (Juliana Destefano) is set on
winning this and become a superstar in the process, and to that end she
has even hired her own lifecoach, Liz (Natasha Blasick), to get her into
the right mindset - even if her methods are somewhat unorthodox. Crystal
(JoAnna de Castro) on the other hand seems a little out of place in the
show as she is a devout Christian and can't lie. And when the sleazy
producer of the show, Barry (David Chokachi), hires a medium (Ellia
English) for a seance she even wants to quit, but is told by a mysterious
priest (Stephen Baldwin) to stay on. However, there are some serious
problems on the set of the show, and the medium sure senses as much when
she pretty much takes a powder after the séance. What's worse, there
seems to be a killer on set, as eventually contestants show up dead, worst
of all, two in bed with Barry, who loses his mind over it. And eventually,
the police evacuates the set, all but Crystal and Amy - and this is when
Amy confesses to Crystal it was her who wished the dead contestants to
disappear and figures herself the murderer - but it's worse, as it turns
out her lifecoach Liz is a black magician who has used her as a vessel to
bring back a witch from 17th century Salem. And now that the witch is
here, all that stands between her and causing havoc are Crystal and Amy -
and fighting witches is just not scoring high on either of their lists of
skills ...
I will admit, the Christian angle is a little overdone in Blood
Pageant, and Crystal's character is portrayed just a little too pure
to really come across as real - but what makes this movie work, and sets
it apart from other similar horror flicks, is its generous look behind the
scenes of a reality show, with all the ugliness that comes with the
format, where actual content always seems to take a backseat to spectacle
and sensationalism - so much so that the contestants are usually at their
best when they're at their worst. And the film boasts just the right
satirical tone to make this feel real - while at the same time ably
setting up the real horror of the piece, rolled into a climax that
certainly packs a punch and makes this rather cool genre entertainment.
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