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An Interview with Michael Haberfelner, Writer, Director and Star of The Art Canteen

by Mike Haberfelner

October 2025

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Your new movie The Art Canteen - in a few words, what's it about?

 

It's basically an interview situation on a mock TV show with someone who doesn't want to be interviewed, so this character, The Guest, just repeats the same nonsense word over and over again, and The Host tries to ship around this, showing his disdain in the process.

 

What wer your sources of inspiration when writing The Art Canteen, and given that you've conducted quite a few interviews over the years, is any of this based on your personal experiences?

 

Well, in a way this is based on a true story, as Kyril Zach, who plays The Guest, really didn't want to be interviewed. But here's the story in more detail: Kyril is an Austrian actor and filmmaker who has made the movie molkipolki, in which he, while miming himself through the plot, just repeats the word "molkipolki" over and over again. Now I've reviewed the movie and found it a fascinating experiment, so I wanted to know more - but Kyril refused to be interviewed, which is fair enough of course. Still he was understandably keen on promoting his movie, so I came up with the idea to do an interview The Art Canteen-way.

 

But is it based on personal experience? No, not really. But maybe on subconscious "what-ifs". I mean every interview, no matter if as interviewer or interviewee, has the potential to go wrong - and The Art Canteen then is pretty much a worse case scenario.

 

HHow would you describe The Art Canteen's brand of humour?

 

To boil it down to one word: Absurd. To an extent it's of course inspired by Monty Python, who often had mock art programs on their TV show, but then honestly what absurd comedy since has not been inspired by Monty Python. That said, the comedy's also very situational, and the older members among the audience might also appreciate a (not very) subtle dig at Casey Kasem's American Top 40.

 

What can you tell us about your directorial approach to your story at hand?

 

Frankly, minimal would probably be the fith term. I mean, I had to let Kyril do his thing, as that was the whole point of the short, and one can't really directo oneself as an actor, as acting is already directing oneself what to do (unless the director says otherwise) - so other than setting up the cameras and asking for certain camera movements, my direction was limited to saying "action" and "cut" ;)

 

You also appear in front of the camera - so what can you tell us about your character, what did you draw upon to bring him to life, and how much Michael Haberfelner can we find in The Host?

 

HHe's basically a pretentious prick who thinks he knows it all, and more importantly thinks he knows it all better than his interviewee - and he lets the audience know that. To play him was pretty easy then, as I just drew upon my basest emotions - and let's face it, we'd all like to be a prick sometimes. As for how much of me we can find in The Host - I do hope not a lot, but probably more than I'd like.

 

Do talk about your co-star Kyril Zach, and what was working with him like?

 

At first I was a bit worried, as I hadn't known Kyril personally prior to the shoot other than from a quick phonecall. I would have loved to do a rehearsal at least via videocall, but he wasn't up for that. So this was a gamble ... that ultimately worked out great, as he came prepared (maybe even more so than myself), we quickly clicked, and I think we got the right chemistry across - which really wasn't too hard though as our "chemistry" was two people coming from two totally different planets ;)

 

You of course also have to talk about your location, and what was it like filming there?

 

The location really came out of necessity: Basically, as with all indie shorts, there was little money on the table and little time for pre-production, so one just had to go with what one has - and what I had was the bar in my apartment with an adjacent kitchen. So I really retro-engineered the script to fit the location rather than the other way round - thus the "canteen"-part in the title. And really didn't even have to do any set-dressing for it to fit the requirements.

 

As for filming there - well, it was crammed, we had to squeeze three cameras (well, cellphones) in the smallest of space, two of them on tripods, one hand-held, and our camera guy has probably suffered from claustrophobia being restricted to a tiny corner during the shoot. But ultimately, that's indie filmmaking for you.

 

A few words about the shoot as such, and the on-set atmosphere?

 

I wish I would have some funny anecdotes - but I just haven't. This was actually a super-smooth shoot, one and a half hours and we were done (of course, helped by the fact that we had three cameras for maximum coverage). Now of course it helped that Kyril and I clicked that quickly, I originally had been scheduled a four hour shoot.

 

The $64-question of course, where can The Art Canteen be seen?

 

https://youtu.be/GDLEHeEsO8g - and you can also find it on my Facebook and Instagram (links below), but that's the most direct way to watch it ... and since we're talking YouTube, I'm almost obliged to say "like and subscribe, and make sure to hit the bell so you never miss a vid" - please don't hate me for saying that ;)

 

Any future projects you'd like to share?

 

Oh plenty, if you don't have them you're not a filmmaker ;) But there's a couple that are actually taking shape, one's a webseries called Dark Confessions where I play a podcaster interviewing serialkillers. Some really cool guest stars on that one. It's partly filmed already, but really can't give you any more info as I'm only an actor on this one. And then there's also the horror comedy Ghosts of the Asylum, on which I'm writer and producer, which is in early development - too early to give you any details, but as far as casting goes this one's top notch.

 

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And of course, if you want to check out Kyril Zach's ">molkipolki, go to https://www.molkipolki.com/

 

Anything else you're dying to mention and I have merely forgotten to ask?

 

Merely a massive shout-out to our cameraguy, my good friend Peter Hammerschick, who despite not working in the industry was ok with being crammed into a corner for an hour and a half documentint your shenanigans and being screamed at while probably wíshing himself anywhere but there, and be it the Ninth Circle of Hell ;)

 

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