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Alice in Wonderland

USA 1976
produced by
Bill Osco for Cruiser Procudtions, General National Enterprises
directed by Bud Townsend
starring Kristine DeBell, Bradford Armdexter, Gila Havana, Ron Nelson, Alan Novak, J.P. Paradine, Jerry Spelman, Sue Tsengoles (= Bree Anthony), Tony Tsengoles, Angel Barrett, Nancy Dare, Bruce Finklesteen, Juliet Graham, Terri Hall, Astrid Hayase, John Lawrence, Larry Gelman, Kirsten Steen
screenplay by B. Anthony Fredericks, based on the book by Lewis Carroll

Alice in Wonderland

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Cute librarian Alice (Kristine DeBell) can't bring herself to sleep with her boyfriend William (Ron Nelson) even though she's madly in love with him. So one day, when musing about what's wrong with her, she sees the White Rabbit (Jerry Spelman), who takes her to Wonderland.

There she soon takes a potion that makes her shrink out of all her clothes & falls into a lake, to be rescued by some of the Wonderland creatures, who then proceed to lick her dry ... which she refuses to only at first ...

Later, sitting on a talking stone, she is seduced to masturbation, which - she has to learn afterwards - was spied on by the White Rabbit. The Rabbit takes her to the Mad Hatter's (Alan Novak) teaparty, where she is persuaded to give the Hatter a blowjob - quite successfully, too.

Encouraged by that, she arouses Humpty Dumpty (Bradford Armdexter), who has fallen down a wall because he can't maintain an erection, & watches Deedledum & Deedledee (Bree Anthony, Tony Tsengoles) going at it, as well as a girl (Gila Havana) doing the Black Knight (Bruce Finklesteen).

Soon Alice is taken to the King's ball by the Hatter & the Rabit, & in the King (John Lawrence), she finds a sensitive friend, & soon they are engaged in heavy petting ... much to the dismay of the Queen of Hearts (Juliet Graham), who upon finding the pair of them, wants Alice's head ... as in giving head, not cutting the head off, of course.

Alice demands a trial, but the trial turns out to be only a mockery of justice & soon culminates in an orgy.

... & in the end, Alice indeed has to give head to the queen ... but when the Queen seems momentarily gone in exstasy, the Hatter & the Rabbit help Alice escape, & making her getaway, Alice is thrown back into her library, in the real world ... & when William shows up to apologize, she rewards him with some heavy sex !

 

The hardcore porn, musical version of Lewis Carroll's book, that, against all odds, manages to stay close enough to its source novel, & comes across quite charming & - despite the hardcore sex - almost innocent. What sets the movie apart from many other (especially latter-day) porn-fantasy movies is the fact that it doesn't use its plot as a feeble framing device for a series of hardcore sex scenes, but incorporates sexuality as such as a key-element into its fantasy plot. Some charming if cheap costumes, song-&-dance routines with a real (if rudementary) choreography, & a portion of irony further add to the quality of the movie. And Krisitne DeBell is really cute, too.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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