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Alien Escape
Galaxy Girls

USA 1997
produced by
Scott Harris, Gail Harris for Falcon Films
directed by Scott Harris
starring Gail Harris, Bernie Van De Yacht, Heather Ford, Yvette McClendon, Leslie Kaye, Steve Grant, Martin Jay, Christopher Leman, Raelyn Saalman, Fred Olen Ray, Jim Wynorski, Monique Parent, Victor Lazlow, Bob Bragg, Jeffrey Eith, Bob Ivy, Tony Assenza
written by Tony Assenza, music by Terrance Dwyer, Gary Hartman, prosthetic makeup by John Carl Buechler, cinematography by Gary Graver

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Three pretty girls (Gail Harris, Heather Ford, Yvette McClendon) take off to a cabin in the woods for some days without boy troubles - but arriving there, they find the original owner (Monique Parent) has somehow disappeared while her replacement Laticia (Leslie Kaye) is ... well, mighty odd I suppose.

Eventually, the girls figure they have to investigate, find some underground lab (which later turns out to be a dug in UFO), get totally freaked out, find themselves chased by aliens (Laticia being one of them), try to make an escape, meet a handsome camper, Matt (Bernie Van De Yacht) ... and suddenly, only one of them, Cindy (Gail Harris), survives. She finds out that Matt is an alien as well, but one of the nice sort (some sort of alien cop actually), and she and Matt fall in love, have sex and the whole shebang - but eventually they decide they have to hunt down and destroy the alien, which can only be done by blowing up the underground UFO ... and so they do, before deciding to marry in Vegas (really).

Steve Grant and Martin Jay play two ineffective alien hunters while low budget legends Fred Olen Ray and Jim Wynorski almost steal the whole film, playing to intellectual roadworkers playing dumb only for the passers-by.

 

The first circa half hour of this film is absolutely charming: A low budget alien invasion flick that plays it absolutely tongue in cheek - especially when it comes to finding excuses to get the girls topless. Then though, the film enters more traditional slasher territory (with an alien attached of course) and loses most of its steam due to its standardized plot, before getting the wrong side of silly adding some sci-fi clichées to the mix. The result is ... well, a better movie than some of its ilk thanks to its hilarious first 30 minutes, but as a whole nothing to get in the least excited about.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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