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Alpeis

Alps

Greece 2011
produced by
Yorgos Lanthimos, Athina Rachel Tsangari for Haos Films
directed by Yorgos Lanthimos
starring Aggeliki Papoulia, Aris Servetalis, Johnny Vekris, Ariane Labed, Stavros Psillakis, Efthymis Filippou, Eftithia Stefanidou
written by Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The Alps (Aggeliki Papoulia, Aris Servetalis, Johnny Vekris, Ariane Labed) is a quartet of amateur actors from various walks of life who help those who have lost their loved ones over the times of mourning - by paying visits to their homes pretending to be the respective deceased, also by wearing the deceased's cloths and doing some of their dialogue according to meticulously mapped out scripts. And even if our Alps are rather wooden actors, it seems to help those in mourning.

Then Monte Rosa (Aggeliki Papoulia), a nurse in everyday life, finds a girl at her hospital, a tennisplayer, who's sure to die, and whose parents she soon convinces to ask for service of the Alps. However, Monte Rosa wants to assume the role of the tennis player herself, even though a younger colleague of hers, a dancer (Ariane Labed) is much more suited for it. So in front of er group, she pretends the tennisplayer has not died, when she indeed has, and does this assignement on her own.

Monte Rosa identifies herself with work for the Alps more and more, especially since her real life becomes more and more miserable, and thus she eventually has sex with one of her Alps-clients, pretending to be his deceased wife. However, her favourite assignement is still the one as the tennisplayer, and eventually she even seduces the tennisplayer's young boyfriend.

This doesn't go unnoticed, and eventually, the group leader of the Alps, Mont Blanc (Aris Servetalis) has her fired from the group, and when she returns to the tennisplayer's parents, she finds out her dancer-colleague has usurped her role here. This totally throws her off-track, and in a desperate attempt she tries to seduce her own father, pretending to be his long deceased wife, and after he throws her out upon this, she breaks into the tennisplayer's parents' home, just to sleep in her bed. But she has set the alarm off and is thrown out by the tennisplayer's parents, her life now in shambles, and her mind as well ...

 

Despite its very dark and sad subject matter, Alpeis is a surprisingly light-footed and even comedic film that playfully points out the absurdities of its own story and builds its humour on them, but without ever losing its empathy for its characters, without going for cheap jokes or becoming moronic. This is greatly helped by a very subtle directorial effort and a very competent ensemble cast that clearly plays the film as a drama - which doesn't hurt the film's entertainment value one bit ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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