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Bite Marks

USA 2011
produced by
Dennis Ashe for Blakk Flamingo Pictures
directed by Mark Bessenger
starring Benjamin Lutz, Windham Beacham, David Alanson, Krystal Main, Stephen Geoffreys, Racheal Rivera, John Weskey, Jon Gale, Phillip Henry Christopher, Miranda Downey, Craig Fuchs, Jason James, Justin Fill, Stacey T. Gillespie, Lou Cass
written by Mark Bessenger, music by Rossano Galante, special makeup effects by Travis Pates

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Macho trucker Brewster (Benjamin Lutz) picks up two hitchhikers, Cary (Windham Beacham) and Vogel (David Alanson) - who he soon finds out are gay. Now that's a bit of a problem for him, because it goes against everything he believes him ... but somehow he's also curious. However, it's an awkward ride, and it gets even more awkward when the three of them find themselves trapped on a scrapyard somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with one of the truck's axes broken and no cellphone reception.

Oh, but have I told you about the load the truck is carrying?

A coffin, containing (what else?) a vampire girl (Krystal Main). And this vampire soon summons a bunch of vampires who might (or might not) be illusions, and they attack our three heroes - who manage to lock themselves inside the truck, and it's only thanks to Cary's knowledge of vampirism that they manage to keep the vampires out ... by glueing pages of the bible on all of the truck's windows.

Now that makes the situation even more awkward for Brewster, because now he's stuck in th ecar witht he two gay man with literally nowhere else to go, and soon enough Vogel has seduced him to some oral sex (on both the giving and receiving side). But that doesn't solve the real problem at hand, does it?

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Pretty funny vampire comedy that actually has to say something new about the tried and true genre, by actually not reducing its plot to the human-vampire conflict at hand but putting a focus on the interpersonal conflict of the three human protagonists, also by restricting them to a confined space for large chunks of the movie, while giving the vampires a more zombie-like appearance (including some pretty gory scenes). But while all of this might sound pretty brainheavy in writing, it's comes across as pretty exhilerating and light-footed on film. Add to this comedy that finds just the right balance between subtle humour, slapstick and gross-out jokes - with the welcome absence of fart jokes and gay jokes -, a very competent cast, fitting locations and a very atmospheric directorial effort, and you've got yourself a pretty good and (as mentioned above) pretty funny film ...

 

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