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Chocolate
Fury

Thailand 2008
produced by
Prachya Pinkaew, Panna Rittikrai, Somsak Techaratanaprasert (executive) for Baa-Ram-Ewe, Sahamongkolfilm
directed by Prachya Pinkaew
starring Yanin Vismitananda (= JeeJa Yanin), Hiroshi Abe, Pongpat Wachirabunjong, Ammara Siripong, Dechawut Chuntakaro, Hiro Sano, Aroon Wanatsabadeewong, Anusuk Jangajit, Nattakit Teachachevapong, Kittikat Kowahagul, Thanyathon Sekhiaw, Pirom Ruangkitjakan, Abalhaja Soumia, Silpakorn Mongkolnimite, Sasisorn Fanyapathomwong, Thunchalaporn Chewcharm, Patsorn Koncameesuk
written by Napalee, Chukiat Sakveerakul, music by Nimit Jitranon, Rochan Madicar, Korrakot Sittivash, fight choreography by Panna Rittikrai

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Once, Zin (Ammara Siripong) was a debt collector for a local gang, but when she started an affair with yakuza Masashi (Hiroshi Abe), she fell out with her boss, got her toe cut off, and got fired from her gang. Since then, she has spent her time bringing up her autistic daughter Zen (Yanin Vismitananda) and her adoptive son Moom (Taphon Phopwandee) - but then she's diagnosed with cancer, and cannot afford proper treatment.

Moom finds a book containing all the names of people owing Zin money among her things, and he figures that he and Zen should go collect the debts tohelp pay for Zin's treatment. Whereverthey go to ask for money though, they are only ridiculed and humiliated, but when they are attacked once, Zen, who has been watching martial arts movies all her life, just beats the crap out of all her attackers, though grossly outnumbered. Now the debt collecting business works greatly, even if Zen has to fight an increasing number of opponents with every new assignment.

Eventually though, Zin's former bos learns about this new girl in town, and he soon enough kidnaps both Zin and Moom and even lures Masashi into a trap - but in the finale, Zen beats the crap out of the whole gang and kills the boss in an extended fight sequence ... unfortunately though, her mum, too, dies in the proces ...

 

The premise of this film - an autistic fighting girl - is almost great, and Yanin Vismitananda is really up to the task of playing her role and looking great in fight scenes. Furthermore the fight scenes are extremely creative and most of the time also exhilarating, and they are very well shot.

That all said though, Chocolate is by no means perfect, and the problem is that too much of an effort is made to give the film heart - which siply put is not a good idea when making an action film - so many of the cheesier scenes feel completely out of place here, and the few supposedly meaningful sequences just feel silly. The glossy camerawork only emphasizes that, and the cheesy stuff makes the film lose sight of its rather simple concept time and again.

Still, if you want to see great, high octane action, you better watch this movie - just don't expect too much on top of that.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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