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College

USA 1927
produced by
Joseph M. Schenck for Buster Keaton Produtions/United Artists
directed by James W. Horne
starring Buster Keaton, Anne Cornwall, Flora Bramley, Harold Goodwin, Snitz Edwards, Carl Harbaugh, Sam Crawford, Florence Turner, Madame Sul-Te-Wan, James T.Mack, Charlie Hall, Buddy Mason, Grant Withers
written by Bryan Foy, Charles Harbaugh

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review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Bookworm Ronald (Buster Keaton) has graduated high school top of his class and now he goes to the same college as his love interest Mary (Ann Cornwall) - but she claims to want an athlete as her boyfriend, so nerdy Ronald tries himself in pretty much every sport, from baseball and polevaulting to hurdling and high jump ... to miserable (yet often hilarious) results. Ronald's dean (Snitz Edwards) can't help but notice Ronald's miserable results in all his classes, but when he hears Ronald's story, he sympathizes (since he has remained a bachelor because of not excelling in athletics) and gives Ronald one last chance: He makes him coxswain of the college's rowing team, with a big regatta only days away. Of course, the rowing coach wants him off the team at any price, but his attempt to drug him backfires when he accidently drugs his preferred coxswain instead, and thus the team has to relie on Ronald for better or worse. At first, everyh´thing seems to culminate in disaster, but when the team's boat loses its rudder and Ronald becomes the boat's human rudder, he not only saves the day but leads the team to victory. Having won the regatta, Ronald thinks it would be easy to win Mary's heart - but he doesn't find her amongst the race's audience and learns that presently, college jock Jeff (Harold Goodwin) wants to force himself upon her in her dorm room ... and so, Ronald rushes to the rescue, succeeding in pretty much every sport along the way he has previously failed in, and of course, ultimately Ronald manages to chase Jeff away, too, and in the end he gets the girl.

 

Buster Keaton's first film after the disappointing initial box office performance of his masterpiece The General, and the first feature he didn't direct himself (apart from The Saphead) is also a major disappointment on a quality level: From at least Our Hospitality to The General, Keaton and company have managed to cook up a simple plotline that would tie up all of its crazy gags, stunts and setpieces to one comprehensive and coherent narrative that worked like a clockwork. Not so in College, where the basic premise is a mere hanger for unconnected gags along the line things that can go wrong at sports, with its sequence being rather deliberate, and only in the finale is an attempt made to tie everything up - but unfortunately, this finale is not too well concieved and not very funny. That all said, there are still some great gags in College, and compared to other contemporary sapstick films, it might even be pretty good - it's just not even in the same league as Keaton's best films.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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